Yo Mama Jokes – Harry Potter Version

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yo mama so fats that the Sorting Hat put her in all 4 homes!
yo mama so fats {that a} wingardium leviosa spell could not carry her.
yo mama so fats, she makes Hagrid appear to be “Mini-me”.
yo mama so fats, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
yo mama so ugly, even a dementor would not kiss her!
yo mama so fats the Sorting Hat assigned her to the Home of Pancakes.
yo mama so outdated, she used to babysit Dumbledore.

Mind-Blowing True Facts about Famous Movies

yo mama so silly, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite tv for pc radio.
yo mama so ugly that the whomping willow noticed her and died.
yo mama so silly she thinks Patronus is a sort of Tequlia.
yo mama so fats, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
yo mama so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her.
Yo mama’s the explanation that Dumbledore turned homosexual.
yo mama so outdated, her boobs appear to be two the wrong way up Sorting Hats!
yo mama so fats, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.
yo mama so ugly, all people calls her “She-Who-Should-Not-Be-Bare”
yo mama so fats that even the Dementors cannot suck her soul out in a single sitting.
yo mama so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely appear to be George Hamilton.
yo mama so fats, she appeared within the mirror of Erised and noticed a ham!
yo mama so outdated she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.
yo mama so ugly that the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to present her a name someday.
yo mama so silly, she drowned in a pensieve

Things You’re Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

yo mama so dumb she thought that she might discuss to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
yo mama so nasty, each pair of her panties has the Darkish Mark on them.
yo mama so fats that if she confronted a boggart it might morph right into a treadmill.
yo mama so ugly that even Voldemort will not say her title.
yo mama so poor she will’t even afford a Gringotts account.
yo mama so fats that the sorting hat could not resolve the place to place her – she could not slot in any of the homes!!
Yo mama’s the one mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They name her “dumb-le-whore”!
yo mama so fats, she ate the Demise Eaters.
yo mama so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep along with her!
yo mama so nasty that the order of the phoenix was “avoid that girl!”
yo mama so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to maintain her foot heat.
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s given extra rides than the Hogwarts Specific!
yo mama so fats even Grawp cannot decide her up!
yo mama so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his subsequent jelly bean taste.
yo mama so fats that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!
yo mama so ugly that she misplaced a magnificence contest to Mountain Troll.
yo mama so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and noticed her face, HE dropped lifeless.
Yo mama’s breath is the key ingredient within the Weasly’s Butterscotch Barf-ies.
yo mama so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Financial institution, they gave her a job software.
yo mama so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.
Yo mama’s such a tramp that she’s like a quidditch broomstick – everybody will get a journey.
yo mama so skanky that the explanation you are referred to as a Half-Blood Prince is as a result of she has no thought who your father is!
yo mama so dumb {that a} stupify spell truly made her smarter.
yo mama so stanky that not even dobby would settle for one among her socks.
yo mama so fats that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.
yo mama so outdated she makes Dumbledore appear to be a youngster.
yo mama so fats they’d have to make use of transfiguration to sneak her by the opening within the Gryffindor Tower.
Ya mama’s so fats, her wand is a Slim Jim.
yo mama so fats the core of her wand has a creame filling.
yo mama so ugly that Voldemort took one take a look at her and killed HIMSELF!”
yo mama so poor she needed to go to the Weasley’s for a mortgage.
yo mama so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts have been the expansion on her thigh.
yo mama so ugly that as a child that they had to make use of the Confundus Attraction so the household would play along with her.
Yo mama’s such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her “chamber of secrets and techniques”.
yo mama so ugly she scares the Dementors away.
yo mama so ugly that when she requested Crabbe to take her to the Yuletide Ball, he determined to go along with Goyle as an alternative!

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