Because the streaming home of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Disney+ has arguably the perfect lineup of superhero content material in all of streaming. It’s a formidable roster that includes Oscar winners (Black Panther), mega blockbusters (Avengers: Endgame), and main cultural turning factors (Iron Man). And with Disney’s acquisition of Fox forward of the launch of Disney+ in 2019, the service has slowly began to increase its impeccable library with, uh, different Marvel motion pictures. Fox’s previous slate of Marvel motion pictures have popped up on Disney+ each few weeks for the previous yr or so, motion pictures just like the reviled 2015 Fantastic Four movie and in addition 2007’s comparably not terrible Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Now Disney+ has added one other movie from Fox’s X-Males franchise. You may stream X-Males: The Final Stand on Disney+ if you wish to see probably the most inconsequential superhero film ever.
Directed with a boring, point-and-shoot fashion by Brett Ratner, X-Males: The Final Stand was—on the time—a lackluster finish to the franchise that made superheroes a viable genre in the 21st century. We now know that wasn’t the case. There have been truly just a few extra flashes of greatness and/or originality left within the franchise (X-Males: First Class, Logan, Deadpool, I’d even be controversial-yet-brave and say New Mutants). However on the time? X-Males: The Final Stand was a Juggernaut-sized bummer that wasted Beast and Kitty Pryde, killed Cyclops offscreen, fully sidelined Rogue, and turned “The Darkish Phoenix Saga” right into a story about Wolverine. And, insult to damage, none of it mattered. None of it mattered 3 times over.
Clearly none of it mattered as a result of Disney and Marvel Studios now have the movie rights to the X-Males to make use of as they see match, thus giving the characters the clear slate they so deserve. So in that respect, not one of the X-Films matter—besides possibly the Deadpool movies, as a result of if any sub-franchise can fold being offered to a brand new company overlord into its bonkers narrative, it’s that one. However X2? Logan? Days of Future Previous? None of them not “matter” in the way in which that hardcore superhero followers demand.
However X-Males: The Final Stand was already erased from continuity earlier than Disney wolfed up Fox! Bear in mind, the entire level of 2014’s time journey epic X-Males: Days of Future Previous was to fully reset the X-movie timeline—and it did! It wiped X-Males: The Final Stand from continuity, in addition to the primary two X-Males motion pictures and… in all probability the Wolverine motion pictures? Actually, the X-Males film timeline extra sophisticated than Cable’s and Psylocke’s origins mixed.
Each of these resets had been wonderful, although, in comparison with the primary reset—which occurred in actually the ultimate minutes of The Final Stand itself. The 2 largest swings in The Final Stand had been the homicide of Professor X and the introduction of a mutant “remedy” that left Magneto and Mystique human towards their wills and Rogue de-powered by alternative. Xavier useless and Magneto powerless? These are large, daring strikes for a film to take—and this rattling film couldn’t even decide to these selections. A post-credits scene reveals that Xavier is alive, waking up in a comatose physique on Muir Island. On prime of that, the final scene of The Final Stand, exhibits Magneto nudging a metallic chess piece along with his thoughts! The remedy doesn’t even work! All that hoopla, all that destruction and dying might’ve been prevented if the remedy—just like the COVID vaccine at the moment coursing by my very own physique—got here with a two-week ready interval after injection! As a substitute, oops, seems this remedy is absolute crap! Again to the morally doubtful drafting board!
To recap: X-Males: The Final Stand is a film that was undone by its personal ending, then undone once more by Days of Future Previous, after which undone a 3rd time by Fox’s sale to Disney. Really, might a film matter much less??? However hey—X-Males: The Final Stand issues sufficient to Disney to throw it on their streaming service, and I suppose that’s finally all that issues. Even after having actuality rewritten round it 3 times, The Final Stand nonetheless exists. Kinda just like the X-Males themselves, this film simply can’t die.