Worst And Funniest Lies You Ever Heard


  • I never watch television except for FOX News.
  • The engine is supposed to make that noise.
  • Just take a left after the lights — you can’t miss it.
  • I am married, but we’re getting a divorce.
  • Don’t worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on “empty.”
  • Just ignore him — he’s never bitten anyone.
  • I’ve never done anything like this before.
  • It’s not the money; it’s the principle of the thing.
  • You get this one and I’ll pay next time.
  • Nothing would please me more.
  • Trust me.

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