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Womens Funny T Shirt Slogans
- Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?
- I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
- I hate everybody, and you’re next.
- Please don’t make me kill you.
- And your point is…
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
- I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- I’m multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
- Sorry if I look interested. I’m not.
- If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
- Don’t make me mad! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
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