Why is beer better than Jesus?
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer does not tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a great war.
7. Do not force Beer to minors who can not think for themselves.
6. When you have a beer, do not touch the doors of people trying give it away.
5. No one has been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured for their beer brand.
4. You do not have to wait more than 2000 years for a second beer.
3. There are laws that say beer labels can not lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have dedicated your life to Beer, there are groups to help you.