The laziest person in history, didn’t make history, because he or she was too lazy to do anything.
There was a guy in E. Tallassee, Alabama who was sitting on his front porch and a traveling salesman came up. The salesman said, “Where is the Smith place?”. The guy pointed with his toe. The salesman said, “If you can show me a lazier gesture, I will give you five dollars.” The guy on the porch replied, “Put it in my pocket”.
A – A naked man on top of a naked woman,waiting for an earthquake. 😉