When is the final time you had intercourse?

A crusty outdated Marine Sergeant Major discovered himself at a gala occasion hosted by a neighborhood liberal arts faculty.

There was no scarcity of extraordinarily younger idealistic women in attendance, considered one of whom approached the Sergeant Main for dialog.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Main, however you appear to be a really severe man. Is one thing bothering you?”

“Unfavourable, ma’am. Simply severe by nature.”

The younger lady checked out his awards and decorations and mentioned, “It appears like you could have seen plenty of motion.”

“Sure, ma’am, plenty of motion.”

The younger

girl, tiring of making an attempt to begin up a dialog, mentioned, “You understand, you must

loosen up. Chill out and revel in your self.”

The Sergeant Main simply stared at her in his severe method.

Lastly the younger girl mentioned, “You understand, I hope you do not take this the improper approach, however when is the final time you had intercourse?”

“1955, ma’am.”

“Effectively, there you might be. No surprise you are so severe. You really want to chill out! I imply, no intercourse since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a personal room the place she proceeded to “loosen up” him a number of occasions.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned in opposition to his naked chest and mentioned, “Wow, you certain did not neglect a lot since 1955.”

The Sergeant Main mentioned, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it is solely 2130 now.”

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