Skip to contentWhat We Can Learn From Television
- All Scotsmen wear kilts.
- There are only 2 types of old ladies – extremely sweet, and horribly disturbing.
- All Europeans are into twisted sex. and pubes.
- All smart people are nerds.
- Anyone can hack a computer.
- The police don’t come and stop you if you’re causing violence on behalf of society.
- All good supporting characters either betray you, or get shot.
- Bad guys don’t shoot at you, they shoot around you.
- Dolphins and Orca whales are practically fish-dogs.
- If you jump and take a bullet to save a loved one’s life, it doesn’t go through you and kill them anyway.
- All manner of automobiles regardless of circumstances shall always, always burst into flames when falling from a height.
- Whenever a broken bridge is involved, a bus/truck/car/possum/train shall always hang halfway off the edge.
- Dogs generally understand humans perfectly, unless they are needed to tilt their heads to one side.
- All lawyers are bastards.
- If there’s an unidentified object to be investigated, its somehow important that you approach it very, very slowly.
- Taxi drivers and bartenders either abuse you, or give you meaningful life advice.
- Older the guy, ulterior the motive.
Vampires used to be able to turn into bats.- Sharks are arseholes.
- All radio operators get shot right after their officer tells them what to do.
- All gangsters and bad guys get knocked out immediately, except the ones you came looking for.
- Guns practically solve everything.
- Every bimbo has daddy issues.
- A villain will always tell you his master plan/ make a confession before proceeding to kill you.
- It is physically impossible to shoot the tyres of a getaway car.
- Horses never know what’s going on.
- As long as you jump away from a bomb when it explodes, you’re okay.
- No one in america knows who their father is.
- Smaller the plane, worse the pilot.
- Its okay to blast music under any girl’s window.
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