What is a common Arabic joke?
An Arab woman found a magic lamp, she rubbed it passionately. Immediately an enormous and terrifying genie rose out of the magic lamp saying:
“I’m your slave, I can make three wishes of yours come true, but I have only one condition”
woman: what is your condition?
genie: You should know that your husband will get ten times what you get.
woman: I agree.
genie: what is your first wish ma’am?
woman: I wish you give me $ 100 million, you know, I want to be a millionaire.
genie: Be careful, your husband will be a billionaire, he will get a billion dollars!
woman: Never mind, I love my husband.
genie: Well, what is your second wish?
woman: I wish to be a very beautiful woman.
genie: Be careful ma’am, your husband will be ten times prettier than you, he might become the women’s idol.
woman: No problem, according to sharia law, my husband is entitled to marry four women.
genie: As you wish, what is your third wish?
woman: This is the most important wish and I hope you do it precisely. I wish to get a very very very mild stroke.
plot twist: the husband got a stroke ten times milder than his wife.