“1. There are many methods to enter a pool. The steps just isn’t considered one of them.
2. By no means cancel dinner plans by textual content message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you attempt it.
4. If a road performer makes you cease strolling, you owe him a buck.
5. All the time use ‘we’ when referring to your property group or your authorities.
6. When entrusted with a secret, maintain it.
7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a sport of ‘horse’.
8. Simply because you possibly can doesn’t imply it’s best to.
9. Don’t dumb it down.
10. You solely get one likelihood to note a brand new haircut.
11. If you happen to’re staying a couple of night time, unpack.
12. By no means park in entrance of a bar.
13. Count on the seat in entrance of you to recline. Put together accordingly.
14. Hold an image of your first fish, first automobile, and first boy/girlfriend.
15. Maintain your heroes to a excessive normal.
16. A suntan is earned, not purchased.
17. By no means deceive your physician.
18. All weapons are loaded.
19. Don’t point out sunburns. Imagine me, they know.
20. The easiest way to indicate thanks is to put on it. Even when it’s solely as soon as.
21. Take a trip out of your mobile phone, Web, and TV yearly.
22. Don’t replenish on bread, irrespective of how good.
23. A handshake beats an autograph.
24. Don’t linger within the doorway. In or out.
25. If you happen to select to go in drag, don’t promote your self brief.
26. If you wish to know what makes you distinctive, sit for a caricature.
27. By no means get your hair minimize the day of a particular occasion.
28. Be conscious of what comes between you and the Earth. All the time purchase good footwear, tires, and sheets.
29. By no means eat lunch at your desk when you can keep away from it.
30. If you’re with new associates, don’t simply discuss previous associates.
31. Eat lunch with the brand new youngsters.
32. When touring, maintain your wits about you.
33. It’s by no means too late for an apology.
34. Don’t pose with booze.
35. You probably have the suitable of approach, take it.
36. You don’t get to decide on your individual nickname.
37. If you marry somebody, bear in mind you marry their complete household.
38. By no means push somebody off a dock.
39. In no way do you have to ask a girl if she’s pregnant.
40. It’s not sufficient to be pleased with your ancestry; reside as much as it.
41. Don’t make a scene.
42. When giving a thanks speech, brief and candy is greatest.
43. Know when to disregard the digicam.
44. By no means gloat.
45. Spend money on good baggage.
46. Find time for your mother in your birthday. It’s her special occasion, too.
47. When opening presents, nobody likes guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, by no means pretend a limp.
49. Give credit score. Take blame.
50. Suck it up each once in a while.
51. By no means be the final one within the pool.
52. Don’t stare.
53. Tackle everybody that carries a firearm professionally.
54. Stand as much as bullies. You’ll solely need to do it as soon as.
55. If you happen to’ve made your level, cease speaking.
56. Admit it while you’re unsuitable.
57. If you happen to supply to assist don’t stop till the job is finished.
58. Look individuals within the eye while you thank them.
59. Thank the bus driver.
60. By no means reply the cellphone on the dinner desk.
61. Forgive your self in your errors.
62. Know not less than one good joke.
63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is any person’s son.
64. Know learn how to prepare dinner one good meal.
65. Study to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to youthful youngsters. Reputations are constructed over a lifetime.
67. It’s okay to go to the flicks by your self.
68. Dance together with your mom/father.
69. Don’t lose your cool. Particularly at work.
70. All the time thank the host.
71. If you happen to don’t perceive, ask earlier than it’s too late.
72. Know the dimensions of your boy/girlfriend’s garments.
73. There may be nothing unsuitable with a plain t-shirt.
74. Be listener. Don’t simply wait in your flip to speak.
75. Hold your phrase.
76. In school, at all times sit within the entrance. You’ll stand out instantly.
77. Carry your mom’s luggage. She carried you for 9 months.
78. Be affected person with airport safety. They’re simply doing their jobs.
79. Don’t be the talker in a film.
80. The alternative intercourse likes individuals who bathe.
81. You’re what you do, not what you say.
82. Study to alter a tire.
83. Be type. Everybody has a tough combat forward of them.
84. An hour with grandparents is time nicely spent. Ask for recommendation while you want it.
85. Don’t litter.
86. You probably have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is vital.
87. You gained’t at all times be the strongest or the quickest. However you may be the hardest.
88. By no means name somebody earlier than 9am or after 9pm.
89. Purchase the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little issues depend.
91. All the time put on a bra at work.
92. There’s a advantageous line between trying sultry and slutty. Discover it.
93. You’re by no means too previous to want your mother.
94. Women, when you make the choice to put on heels on the primary date, decide to preserving them on and preserving your lure shut about how a lot your toes kill.
95. Know the phrases to your nationwide anthem.
96. Your dance strikes won’t be one of the best, however I promise making a idiot of your self is extra enjoyable than sitting on the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
98. Make targets.
99. Being previous just isn’t dictated by your bedtime.
100. If it’s important to combat, punch first and punch exhausting.”