United States State Mottos

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer!

Alabama: Keeping it in the Family Since 1819

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

Alaska: Jeez, it’s Cold.

Alaska: Yeah, But It’s a Dry Cold.

Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat

Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State

Arizona: There’s nothing like living on the sun.

Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything

Arkansas: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Laugh

Arkansas: Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

California: From the Hills to the Hood, we’re still better than you.

Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!

Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet

Connecticut: The Middle C is silent, Ca**hole.

Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here!

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Leave us alone, we’re busy enjoying the 82 degree winter.

Florida: Get Off of My State, You Kids!

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Florida: So Close, You Can Smell Fidel

Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die

Florida: Canadian Collector (thanks to Julia Andrews)

Florida: America’s Wang

Georgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism

Georgia: Hey, don’t mess with us or we’ll take away the hip-hop and rap music!

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Hawaii: Come surfing because we love your hilarious You Tube vids.

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next

Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Indiana: Dan Quayle’s Favorite Country!

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn

Kansas: First of the Rectangle States

Kansas: No, we don’t know Dorothy!

Kansas: Like Oklahoma but More Square

Kansas: Everyone Already got the Good Stereotypes

Kansas: Meth capital of the USA

Kansas: Pretty damn empty

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: Don’t worry, We All Come with Translators.

Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That’s Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We’re Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: Coming soon, Baltimore’s top junkie!

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower Than Sweden’s

Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Michigan: Last One Out, Turn off the Lights!

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.

Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Missouri: Loves Company!

Missouri: The “Show Me State”. You show me yours and I’ll show you my rifle.

Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.

Nebraska: The “N” is for Knowledge

Nebraska: Bring Something to Do!

Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons – Winter and Construction

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

Nevada: Hookers and Blow!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer

New Hampshire: If you don’t have a Ford F150 or bigger get the f**k out!

New Jersey: What Smell?

New Jersey: Don’t even THINK about making that left turn, buddy!

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Jersey: The Jug Handle State (thanks to Katrina Langley)

New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney

New York: We Matter, You Don’t!

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: The drinking state with a football problem.

Ohio: An empty state on holidays and weekends (because everyone is in Kentucky).

Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

Ohio: Where One of Your Dad’s Friends Lives

Ohio: It’s Not Just “Hello” in Japanese

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oklahoma: It’s a Dry Heave

Oregon: Spotted Owl – It’s What’s For Dinner

Oregon: It’s OR-EE-GUN, you idiot!

Oregon: Are you kidding? It’s “o-ri-gin”!

Pennsylvania: What the !@#$%&* You Looking At?!

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhode Island. You’re now leaving Rhode Island. (thanks to Nathan Reid)

Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It!

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Utah: set your watch back 20 years.

Vermont: Yep

Vermont: Gettin’ Busy with New Hampshire since 1791

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family – Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming: Where Men are Men And The Sheep are Scared

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