Toys around the world ( A to Z )
a.. Capitalism – He who dies with the most toys, wins.
b.. Hari Krishna – He who plays with the most toys, wins.
c.. Judaism – He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
d.. Catholicism – He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
e.. Anglican – They were our toys first.
f.. Greek Orthodox – No, they were OURS first.
g.. Branch Davidians – He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
h.. Mormonism – Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
i.. 7th Day Adventist – He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
j.. Church of Christ – He whose toys make music, loses.
k.. Amish – Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
l.. Baptist – Once played always played.
m.. Church of Christ, Scientist – We are the toys.
n.. Jehovah’s Witnesses – He who “places” the most toys door-to-door, wins.
o.. Pentecostalism – He whose toys can talk, wins.
p.. Non-denominationalism – Does it really matter where the toys came from?
q.. Communism – Everyone gets the same number of toys.
r.. Confucianism – Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
s.. Voodoo – Let me borrow that doll for a second…
t.. Hedonsim – Hang the rule book! Let’s play!
u.. Atheism – There is no toy maker.
v.. Polytheism – There are many toy makers.
w.. Evolutionism – The toys made themselves.
x.. Existentialism – Toys are a figment of your imagination.
y.. Baha’i – All toys are just fine with us.
z.. Taoism – The doll is as important as the dump truck.