Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop
1. I cannot reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector was not connected.
3. Are you not a man from the People’s Village?
4. Hey, you must have done about 125 mph to follow me. Good work!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I think you have to be in a relatively good physical condition to be
7. You will not check baggage, right?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Wow officer! It was incredible. The last clerk just gave me a warning,
10. Do you know why you attract me? Okay, like one of us did.
11. I try to follow the traffic. Yes, I know nothing else
the car around, that’s how far in front of me.
12. When the clerk said, “Oh my God … Your eyes look red, have you
drink? “You may not respond with,” Wow, Officer … Your eyes
look teary, have you eaten donuts? “