Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop

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1. I cannot reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector was not connected.

3. Are you not a man from the People’s Village?

4. Hey, you must have done about 125 mph to follow me. Good work!

5. Are you Andy or Barney?

6. I think you have to be in a relatively good physical condition to be

7. You will not check baggage, right?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Wow officer! It was incredible. The last clerk just gave me a warning,

10. Do you know why you attract me? Okay, like one of us did.

11. I try to follow the traffic. Yes, I know nothing else
the car around, that’s how far in front of me.

12. When the clerk said, “Oh my God … Your eyes look red, have you
drink? “You may not respond with,” Wow, Officer … Your eyes
look teary, have you eaten donuts? “