Top Ten Things Tiger Woods Says On The Golf Course

10. Nuts…my shaft is bent

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

7. Look at the size of his putter

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first

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