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Top 10 Sarcastic One Liners
- I am 25% funny and 95% poor at math.
- Dear, handsome guys, how did you do that?
- When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
- I am actually good looking, if you don’t look at me.
- The only joke my parent ever made was me.
- Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
- Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
- I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.
- I English talent vary good in english me.
- Don’t judge her by kilos, she might judge you by inches.