Top 10 Most Lame Pickup Lines

Pickup lines so lame that you won’t believe they’re real. Hopefully these will spark some creativity when you’re writing your next message.

Lame pickup lines

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in

Nice Shoes. Lets Fcuk.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Are you a tower ? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you !

Are you a copper ? Because I cu in my dreams !

Are you from Tennessee ? Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There is only one precious, and that must be you !

You know what ? I bet your name is Mickey because you’re so fine !

We are like Cocoa and Marshmallows, you’re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.

Good thing I brought my library card, cause I’m checking you out.

That’s nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it ?

I’ve been reading Joshua. but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me ?

Wanna know my favorite beverage ? Mount and do !

Your hands looks heavy, let me hold it for you !

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

I would date you so hard, then marry the sh*t out of you.

Your pants, they bother me. Take them off please !

Girl, are you a conditioned stimulus ? Because you’re making me drool.

What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them on your breasts?

I wish I could sew myself to you

If you’re feeling down, Can I feel you up?

You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.

I love you more than my jar of fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m using my hand, But I’m thinking of you.

I wanna taste your breathe

I made a blood painting for you

My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.

Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

You smell like trash. May I take you out?

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilized?

You have the cutest smile when you sleep.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.

What’s the difference between a b0ner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now

My couch pulls out, but I don’t

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