OMG OMG OMG
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET EARLIER AND I MET DONALD TRUMP AND HE TOLD ME THAT I WAS A VERY NICE PERSON! WE TALKED ABOUT POLITICS AND THEN I CONVINCED HIM TO ENDORSE TRANS AND LGBTQ PEOPLE, YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE THE FACE I HAD JUST LIKE YOURS WHEN I TOLD YOU
that I was lying