When i first come to America, my english did trigger me issues. In Soviet Russia i used to be robust instructor, my english i do know is the perfect in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, “Nikolai you go to America, they make you wealthy like czar, take many lady as lover, kill many bear”. My brother, he’s very smart, is best toymaker in all of Russia. So subsequent day i get up, promote my home, say goodbye to spouse and kids, and go to America to develop into millionaire. Then in America, I am going to job interview they usually say to me “Nikolai, you aren’t for the job right here, you aren’t the abilities we’d like, your english is poor like baby”. I take that man and smash his desk, i say “sometime i shall be best man in all of nation, your youngsters will want me their father!”. That day my anger is better of me. It’s then i do know i need to study higher english, so i purchase ebook “English Grammer it’s for Dummies” by Mr.Woods. Now i’m excellent english grammer! I write letter to Mikhail, he write again “Nikolai, your english is sort of a god, you may be millionaire quickly! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please ship letter when you’re president or perhaps even czar! Hahaha! additionally, your spouse is killed by bear”. So i say because of Mr.Woods for his ebook! When i’m czar your loved ones shall be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).