The Warning Signs of Insanity
1 EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2 SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3 CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4 TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5 INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6 CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7 WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8 FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
9 ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10 CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11 SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in
next stall will get blamed.
12 PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13 DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14 TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15 EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16 FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17 LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18 DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19 DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20 CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.