The Trump family is flying from New York to DC

the trump family is flying from new york to dc 14250
the trump family is flying from new york to dc 14250

Donald looks down on the cities below and says “I think I’ll throw a $1,000 dollar bill out of the window and make some American happy.” Melania says “But the $1,000 dollar bill was discontinued, honey.” So then Ivanka says "MOTHER, FATHER. STOP FIGHTING. I AM GOING DOWN." because she was the plane (I think I forgot to mention that). As the whole plane spirals to the ground, to that the pilot says “Yes, I do believe that bill was disconti-“

BROOM

An American eventually finds the wreckage and pulls out the $1,000 bill. In the middle of the note was a headshot of Trump. The man was arrested for shooting the president of America.

In the jugular, because the man was a juggler.

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