The Stig from High Gear, some say quotes and jokes

“Some say that his discharge is luminous, and that at the same time as we communicate he’s showing on the primary stage at Glastonbury performing his most well-known hit “Superstition”. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

The stig from top gear show
The Stig

“Some say that on Thursdays he turns into extremely bulbous, and that lately pigs in Mexico have began to die of one thing referred to as Stig Flu. All we all know is he’s extremely contagious.”

“Some say that he is aware of two information about geese and each of them are unsuitable. And that 61 years in the past he unintentionally launched her majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we all know is that I’m going to the tower now to have my head minimize off, and he’s referred to as the Stig.”

Some say he was alive at the time of dinosaurs and that it was his helmet which triggered them to turn into extinct. All we all know is he’s referred to as the stig

“Some say that he’s a CIA experiment that went unsuitable, and that he solely eats cheese. All we all know is he’s not the Stig, however he’s the Stig’s American Cousin.”

“Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say he’s unlawful in 17 US states, and he blinks this manner. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say his droppings have been discovered as far north as York, and that he has a full measurement tattoo of his face, on his face. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say that he’s lately been releasing pop information below the pseudonym of Lady Gaga, and that below his race go well with he additionally wears a purple G-string and suspenders. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say he has 50,000 pictures of his personal digital camera, and that 60 years in the past this week, he too grew to become a Queen. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

Some say that he eats soup with a fork and his sweat tastes like gun powder all we all know is that his referred to as the stig.

“Some say that he’s biologically associated to all of the “blue” individuals who appeared in The Avatar and that he’s solely interested by a woman if she naturally twitches like Kristen Stewart. All we all know is,he is referred to as The Stig!”

“Some say that he’s lately been releasing pop information below the pseudonym of Lady Gaga, and that below his race go well with he additionally wears a purple G-string and suspenders. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say that his genitals are on the other way up, and that if he might be bothered he may crack the da vinci code in 43 seconds. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say that his scrotum has it’s personal small gravity area, and since our producer rigged a telephone vote, he now has a brand new title. All we all know is he’s referred to as Cuddles.”

“Some say that after making love he bites the top off his associate, and that he’s had to surrender binge consuming now that it’s obtained to £1.18 a litre. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say that he is aware of two information about geese and each of them are unsuitable. And that 61 years in the past he unintentionally launched her majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we all know is that I’m going to the tower now to have my head minimize off, and he’s referred to as the Stig.”

“Some say that as we communicate he’s really enjoyable within the resort’s pool, and he’s really.”

“Some say that one in every of his legs will get longer when he sees a fairly girl, and that I haven’t carried out one in every of these for a while and I’ve forgotten to make up a second factor. All we all know is he’s referred to as the Stig.” [Richard Hammond]

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