The Pope and the Queen of England are on the identical stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The group is big – 1000’s. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can not help however have somewhat rivalry, each being heads of church buildings and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Do you know that with only one little wave of my hand I could make each English individual within the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she reveals him. Positive sufficient, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from each Englishman within the crowd. Regularly the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not desirous to be outdone by somebody carrying a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he may do. So the Pope says to the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was spectacular. However do you know that with one little wave of MY hand I could make each Irish individual within the crowd go loopy with pleasure? Their pleasure won’t be a momentary show like that of your topics, however will go deep into their hearts, and they’re going to communicate ceaselessly of today and rejoice. They’ll recount it to their grandchildren and so they to their descendants."
The Queen severely doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish folks will rejoice ceaselessly? Present me."
So the Pope slaps her.