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The biggest mind blow ever
- Sleep could be a free trial for death and the dreams are ads
- It’s literally impossible to take a photo of the front of a mirror without the camera appearing in it.
- If atoms are neither created nor destroyed then we all are billions of years old it’s just that the arrangement of atoms we are put together in are our age.
- Accents are like fonts for your voice
- Only introverts could hate themselves for going to a social event and hate themselves for not going to a social event.
- Good looking people with terrible personalities are real life click baits
- How amazing would it be to combine a treadmill and virtual reality, so you could go on a morning jog through another world
- A snowman is a body of water.
- Nobody’s ancestor has ever died childless.
- Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii looks like a bunch of people waiting in line to shake someones hand.
- There should be a VR game where you can program in your biggest regrets and replay them in the way you’ve always wanted.
- Driving is just the loading screen for whatever you are gonna do
- Its mind boggling how fast we are capable of waking up once we realize we overslept
- In horror movies, it must be really awkward when a ghost kills someone, and suddenly they’re both ghosts and have to deal with each other.
- Up until the invention of the camera, no one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed.
- Your tongue has been in your mouth longer than your teeth have.
- Aliens on a planet 65 million light years away with powerful telescopes could see Dinosaurs walking on Earth
- It is impossible to dig only half a hole
- Fisherman are like aliens to fish. They move across the sky in mysterious ships and abduct fish through a mechanism that lifts fish up into the sky.
- 2020 sounds so futuristic… yet it’s less than 3 years away
- In a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips
- The leaning tower of Pisa is a regular building just in italics
- The backwards of Neil Armstrong is Gnorts Mr Alien
- $0.99 seems like such a small sum of money except when downloading an app
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