The 100 Biggest Simpsons Quotes and Moments

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Listed below are some  humorous Simpsons quotes.

100. I might quite let a thousand responsible males go free than chase after them. -Chief Wiggum

99. Properly, crying is not gonna carry him again, except your tears scent like pet food. So you possibly can both sit there crying and consuming can after can of pet food till your tears scent sufficient like pet food to make your canine come again, or you possibly can go on the market and discover your canine. -Homer Simpson

98. Exit on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen? -Marge Simpson

97. It is throughout, folks! We do not have a prayer! -Reverend Lovejoy

96. Now we play the ready recreation…Ahh, the ready recreation sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos! -Homer Simpson

95. Belief me, Bart, it is higher to stroll in on each your dad and mom than on simply one among them. -MilhouseNed Flanders, The Simpsons Van Houten

94. There’s just one factor to do at a second like this: strut! -Bart Simpson

93. Unshrink you? Properly that might require some kind of a Rebigulator, which is an idea so ridiculous it makes me need to chuckle out loud and chortle… -Professor Frink

92. Wait a minute. Bart’s trainer is called ‘Krabappel’? Oh, I have been calling her ‘Crandall.’ Why did not anybody inform me? Ohhh, I have been making an fool out of myself! -Homer Simpson

91. Boy, I inform ya, they solely come out at night time. Or on this case, the daytime. -Chief Wiggum

90. Hello, I am Troy McClure. You may keep in mind me from such self-help movies as “Smoke Your self Skinny” and “Get Assured, Silly.” -Troy McClure

89. I was with it, however then they modified what “it” was, and now what I am with is not it. And what’s “it” appears bizarre and scary to me. -Grampa Simpson

88. It tastes like…burning. -Ralph Wiggum
Principal Skinner, The Simpsons
87. This can be a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Quickly they’re going to have written the best novel recognized to man. Let’s examine. It was one of the best of occasions, it was the “blurst” of occasions! You silly monkey! -Mr. Burns

86. We would like chilly-willy! We would like chilly-willy! -Barney Gumble

85. (on cellphone) Lord, give me steerage…That is proper, the steerage division. Thanks, Mrs. Lord. -Principal Skinner

84. However look! I acquired some cool pogs: Alf pogs! Bear in mind Alf? He is again…in pog type! -Milhouse Van Houten

83. Ha ha wha. Oh, sorry I am late. There was hassle on the lab with the operating and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wh-ha ha. -Professor Frink

82. “We the purple?” What the hell was that? –Father of shedding little one contestant

81. Ow, my eye! I am not purported to get pudding in it. -Lenny

80. A philaGrampa Simpson, The Simpsonsnthropist. A humanitarian. A person of peace. These are just some of the lads who’ve come to spit on Montgomery Burns’ grave. -Kent Brockman

79. Sit completely nonetheless. Solely I could dance. -Conan O’Brien

78. I wash myself with a rag on a stick. – Future Bart Simpson

77. Individuals, please. We’re all frightened and attractive, however we won’t let some killer dolphins maintain us from dwelling and scoring! -Mayor Quimby

76. My Homer is just not a communist. He could also be a liar, a pig, an fool, a communist, however he isn’t a porn star. -Grampa Simpson

75. Save me, Jebus! -Homer Simpson

74. Bake him away, toys. -Chief Wiggum

73. Hey, all people! I am a silly moron with an unpleasant face and massive butt and my butt smells and…I prefer to kiss my very own butt. -Moe the Bartender
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
72. Does anyone hear me complaining in regards to the breasts? -Krusty the Clown

71. One other day, one other field of stolen pens. -Homer Simpson

70. Appears like I am sporting nothing in any respect…nothing in any respect…nothing in any respect! -Ned Flanders

69. Aren’t we forgetting the true which means of Christmas: the start of Santa. -Bart Simpson

68. I might be mortified if somebody ever made a awful product with the Simpson identify on it. -Lisa Simpson

67. Oh bApu, The Simpsonsoy, dinnertime. The proper break between work and drunk! -Homer Simpson

66. I do not get mad, I get stabby. -Fats Tony

65. Tonight, on “Wings”… ah, who cares? -TV Announcer

64. Inflammable means flammable? What a rustic. -Dr. Nick Riviera

63. I am unable to imagine you do not shut up! -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

62. Ah, alcohol and night-swimming. It is a successful mixture. –Lenny

61. I’d kill everybody on this room for a drop of candy beer. -Homer Simpson

60. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -Rainer Wolfcastle
Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
59. Priceless like a mom’s love, or the nice form of priceless? -Bart Simpson

58. Science. What’s science ever executed for us? TV off. -Moe the Bartender

57. Chocolate microscopes? -Ralph Wiggum

56. Oops, misplaced a nail. Properly, that is leprosy for you. -Mr. Burns

55. I am stuffed with piss and vinegar! At first, I used to be simply stuffed with vinegar. -Grampa Simpson

54. Miss Simpson, do you discover one thing humorous in regards to the phrase “tromboner”? -Mr. Largo

53. Ya useMarge Simpson, The Simpsonsd me, Skinner! YA USED ME! -Groundskeeper Willie

52. Properly, he is form of had it in for me ever since I accidently ran over his canine. Really, substitute “accidently” with “repeatedly,” and substitute “canine” with “son.” -Lionel Hutz

51. I do not thoughts in the event you pee within the bathe, however provided that you are having a shower. -Marge Simpson

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Humorous “Simpsons” Quotes

50. Hello, you’ve got reached the Corey Hotline — $4.95 a minute. Listed below are some phrases that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori… -Corey Hotline

49. Women and gents, what you might be seeing is a complete disregard for the issues St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this ingesting, violence, destruction of property. Are these the issues we consider after we consider the Irish? -Kent Brockman

48. WeNelson Muntz, The Simpsonsll, if by “wank” you imply academic enjoyable, then stand again, it is wanking time! -Principal Skinner

47. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching somebody in the dead of night. -Nelson Muntz

46. That is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a…automotive of some type, heading within the path of…you realize, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. -Chief Wiggum

45. Silly horny Flanders! -Homer Simpson

44. Inside each hardened legal beats the center of a ten-year-old boy. -Bart Simpson

43. It is not straightforward to juggle a pregnant spouse and a troubled little one, however someway I managed to slot in eight hours of TV a day. -Homer Simpson

42. Chat away. I will simply amuse myself with some pornographic taking part in playing cards. -Mayor Quimby

41. WheComic E-book Man, The Simpsonsn are they gonna get to the fireworks manufacturing unit? (begins to cry) –Milhouse Van Houten

40. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a harmful combine. -Comedian E-book Man

39. Skinner mentioned the lecturers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher. –Random Instructor

38. Simply because I do not care does not imply that I do not perceive. -Homer Simpson

37. My bones are so brittle. However I at all times drink loads of…malk? -Bart Simpson

36. Me fail English? That is unpossible. -Ralph Wiggum

35. La…tex con…dome. Boy, I might prefer to reside in a kind of! -Grampa Simpson

34. When a girl says nothing’s unsuitable, meaning every little thing’s unsuitable. And when a girl says every little thing’s unsuitable, meaning every little thing’s unsuitable. And when a girl says one thing’s not humorous, you’d higher not chuckle your ass off. -Homer Simpson
Moe the Bartender, The Simpsons
33. Ironic, is not it, Smithers? This nameless clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has value me the election. And but, if I had been to have them killed, I’d be the one to go to jail. That is democracy for you. -Mr. Burns

32. Oh boy. Appears prefer it’s suicide once more for me. -Moe the Bartender

31. I am making an attempt to be a delicate father, you undesirable moron! -Homer Simpson

30. Speaking out of flip…that is a paddling. Looking the window…that is a paddling. Looking at my sandals…that is a paddling. Paddling the varsity canoe…ooh, you higher imagine that is a paddling. -Jasper

29. How can I show we’re reside? Penis! -Kent Brockman

28. Now make like my pants, and break up. -Comedian E-book Man

27. For the following 5 minutes, I’ll social gathering prefer it’s on sale for $19.99. -Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons
26. You already know, FOX became a hardcore intercourse channel so progressively, I did not even discover. -Marge Simpson

25. Ahh, there’s nothing higher than a cigarette… except it is a cigarette lit with a hundred-dollar invoice. -Krusty the Clown

24. Bear in mind the time he ate my goldfish, and also you lied to me and mentioned I by no means had any goldfish. Then why’d I’ve the bowl, Bart? Why did I’ve the bowl? -Milhouse Van Houten

23. Stupider like a fox! -Homer Simpson

22. Hey, take a look at my ft. You want these moccasins? Look in your closet; there is a pair for you. Don’t love them? Then neither do I! [throws them out the door] Get the hell outta right here! Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? -Hank Scorpio

21. Uh, no you’ve got acquired the unsuitable quantity. That is 9-1… 2. -Chief Wiggum

20. Sure,Mr. Burns, The Simpsons however I might commerce all of it for just a little extra. -Mr. Burns

19. What do you imply I am unable to take off my sweater? I am HOT! -Drunk Mr. Rogers

18. I am so hungry, I might eat at Arby’s. -Sherri or Terri

17. Oh, pricey God. Cannot this city go sooner or later with out a riot? -Mayor Quimby

16. By the point I acquired to a cellphone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kohoutek. I acquired again at him, although…him and that little boy of his. -Principal Skinner

15. It’s essential to love this nation greater than I really like a chilly beer on a scorching Christmas morning. -Homer Simpson

14. My cat’s breath smells like cat meals. -Ralph Wiggum

13. I did not assume it was bodily doable, however this each sucks and blows. -Bart Simpson

12. Jesus should be spinning in his grave! -Barney Gumble

11. I have been referred to as ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, however by no means ugly ugly. -Moe the Bartender
Milhouse, The Simpsons
10. You do not win mates with salad. -Homer Simpson

9. If he was going to commit against the law, would he have invited the primary cop on the town? Now the place did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down once I acquired a bit of cake. -Chief Wiggum

8. Homer, you are as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If an odd man gives you a journey, I say take it! -Grampa Simpson

7. Properly, if it is not my outdated good friend, Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg. -Dr. Nick Riviera

6. We’re right here! We’re queer! We do not need any extra bears! -Townspeople
Hans Moleman, The Simpsons
5. Shut up, mind, or I will stab you with a Q-tip! -Homer Simpson

4. All the things’s developing Milhouse! -Milhouse Van Houten

3. I used to be saying “Boo-urns.” -Hans Moleman

2. I am unable to promise I will strive, however I will attempt to strive. -Bart Simpson

1. To alcohol! The reason for, and answer to, all of life’s issues. -Homer Simpson

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