Quote #1:” I really like you want a brother.”
Translation: Having intercourse with you is as interesting to me as incest.
Quote Quantity 2:” I actually such as you as a pal.”
Translation: I’d reasonably get impaled by a narwhal than have sexual intercourse with you.
Quote Quantity 3: “Being in a relationship would spoil our friendship.”
Translation: Being stabbed by a knife and being stabbed by your penis would result in related outcomes, me in tears.
Quote Quantity 4: “You’re too good so far.”
Translation: Develop some balls, bitch.
Quote Quantity 5: “You’re so nice. I’m glad somebody listens to my issues.”
Translation: You realize what else at all times listens to my issues? My cat. It has no life both.
Quote Quantity 6: “I really like you…”
Translation: Like a teddy bear. And no, I received’t have intercourse with you. I’m not a furry.
Quote Quantity 7: “My boyfriend is such an asshole. Let me inform you about him.”
Translation: Hey, you sort of remind me of Dr. Phil. It’s in all probability the baldness.
Quote Quantity 8: “You’re so candy.”
Translation: Cotton sweet is nice too and I’m positive as hell not courting that.
Quote Quantity 9: “Do you wish to go to the flicks?”
Translation: Nobody is paying for me to see Twilight.
Quote Quantity 10: “I’m simply not prepared for a boyfriend.”
Translation: Don’t take rejection too arduous. We will nonetheless watch horrible romantic comedies collectively.