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Terrible Tweets from the Pope

@KimKardashian x-rayed her butt? @Snooki, you’re next! #realitytvfan #ilikebigbutts #icannotlie
Just walked into a bar with a rabbi. Blew the bartender’s mind.
Sometimes when I’m alone in my basilica, I wear sweatpants and dance to big band music.
God has spoken to me. The NFL lockout is a sin.
I just had the perfect pastry. It was an immaculate confection. #LOLLERZ
Watching "The Exorcist", pretending it’s "for work."
Accidentally gave myself a dutch oven while driving Popemobile in St. Peter’s square. #testingmyfaith
@aplusk – Please, please, please fill me in on the new season of 2.5 men. The Lord refuses to bestow spoilers.
Archbishop Caffarra just gave my red Prada loafer a flat tire. EXCOMMUNICATED, BIATCH!
@DalaiLama – Who’s your barber? Ha ha, j/k
Just watched the Latin Grammys. Was not at all what I thought it would be… – Sara Christian Antill
Just agreed to voice Popemobile for Cars 3. Pax vobiscum, Pixar. – Stephen Buell
Just called the Russian ambassador "Butthead" in Latin and he still kissed the ring. I love this job! – @Chippj
No SBux in the Vatican. More like Vatican’t! – Will Choy
You guys, the cape IS as much fun as you think. The superhero impressions never get old. #iambatman
No one tell me about last night’s episode of "Franklin And Bash", I DVRed it. – Joey Hough
Anyone heard about this "planking" thing? #totallygonnatrythis – Lukasz Kaniowski
How do I post pictures? Need to settle a bet with Anthony Weiner. – Aaron Hardy
Heads up: Offering free absolution for every #FF. Praise God -@DrewBoyTweets
Finally using the fireplace, don’t know why everyone’s freaking out. – Ben Holt

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