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Celebrating fertility and the “power” of the penis – This is also called Shinto fertility festival

How about we book a day to worship the penis? Well, that is what the people of Kawasaki in Japan have made; they decided to celebrate fertility and the “power” of the penis.

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It is also called Shinto fertility festival of Shinto beliefs of use of the opening of the nature and deliberate simplicity. Shinto is a Japanese religion, it emphasizes ritual practices to execute diligently to establish a connection between Japan and present its ancient past. This interesting ritual takes place annually on the first Sunday of April, with all sorts of phallic ongoing activities.

There is also a mikoshi (portable shrine) parade many giant phallus noon. Transvestites men wear “Elizabeth Mikoshi” pink offered by a drag queen club called Elizabeth. The high profits from the event go in search of HIV.

Here are some backstory. Kanayama Shrine was popular with sex workers of local tea houses praying for protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Two gods of mining and blacksmiths, and Kanayamahiko Kanayamahime, are entrenched in what may seem quite unrelated phallus. But the Japanese legend says they healed the Shinto goddess Izanami after she gave birth to a god of fire. People prayed for STDs, birth regarding etc. because of this myth. Another story tells of a devil fell in love with a woman and hidden in her vagina, biting the penis of her husband newlyweds twice. She then sought the help of a blacksmith, who made him a metal phallus. He broke the teeth of the devil and sent it for good. They later enshrined in Kanayama shrine as a kind of commemoration.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Humor

Q: What did Kim Kardashian learn about marriage?
A: It puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under her eyes!

Q: What does Kim Kardashian and my car have in common?
A: They both have junk in their trunks.

Q: Why don’t the Kardashians like Santa Claus?
A: Cause everytime Santa sees them he keeps saying hoe hoe hoe!

Q: According to the police in Lima, Peru why are Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian sitting on gold mines?
A: Because human-fat trafficking rings are selling cellulite to European cosmetic labs for $60,000 a gallon.

Q: How big is Kim Kardashian’s butt?
A1: When she were born, the doctor said “Congratulations! Twins!”
A2: It’s so big that they still can’t find the last chair she sat on.
A3: She put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
A4: She sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
A5: When her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
A6: She has to iron her pants on the driveway!

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Q: What was the movie “Superbad” originally about?
A: A heart-warming tale about Kim Kardashian’s ass!

Q: How do you make Kim Kardashian’s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Why shouldn’t you feel bad for basketball player Kris Humphries?
A: He’s on the rebound!

Q: Why did Reggie Bush want to break up with Kim Kardashian?
A: According to Kim’s press conference it was her constant need to be in the spotlight.

Statement: Kim Kardashian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Punchline: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q: What does Kim Kardashian and door knobs have common?
A: Everyone gets a turn!

Q: What’s longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding?
A: The trick or treat line outside Casey Anthonys house

Q: Why did marine treasure hunters have to retract claims about finding a large booty?
A: It was just Kim Kardashian skinny dipping!

Q: What does Kris and Kim Kardashians marriage prove?
A: That same sex couples have no right to destroy the sanctity of marriage!

Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they’ve never been together!!

Q: How hot is Kim Kardashian’s ass?
A: So hot Kim had an air conditioner implanted into it!

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Q: What did doctors discover after Kim K had her butt x-rayed?
A: A brain tumor!

Q: Why did Kim Kardashian marriage end so quickly?
A: She could not take another episode of shex in the shitty.

Did you hear that wedding guests who gave expensive gifts are suing Kim Kardashian?
They intend to file an Ass-Action lawsuit!

Q: Why shouldn’t Kim be worried about Kris finding a “rebound” chick?
A: Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he’s bad at rebounding!

Q: How does Kris Humphries hope to win Kim back?
A: By painting his dick black!

Chuck Norris once flicked a pregnant woman’s stomach with his pinky. 9 Months later a beautiful baby girl was born with a severly swollen ass and severe brain damage. That baby girl grew up to be Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, “If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?”

A Russian television channel is reportedly producing a series to challenge HBO’s Chernobyl

Moscow Times, writer Ilya Shepelin states director Aleksei Muradov is working with Russian network NTV on its own Chernobyl programme.

There is a theory that the Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and many historians do not deny that on the day of the explosion an agent of the enemy’s intelligence services was present at the station.

Shepelin states the competing series will not present the same conclusions as Craig Mazin‘s drama: that a combination of reckless individual actions and the unchecked pride of the Soviet political system led to the explosion of a faulty nuclear reactor in the former Soviet Ukraine. Craig Mazin, the creator of the HBO series, famously obsessed over minor details such as shoelaces and telephones, and adopted first-hand accounts of survivors to authentically recreate the Soviet Union of the 1980s.

NTV’s Chernobyl, filmed in Belarus, takes far more liberties. A description of the show says that the plot revolves around a CIA agent dispatched to Pripyat to gather intelligence on the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and the Russian counterintelligence agent sent to track him down. If it sounds like fiction, that’s because it is. But the director, Alexey Muradov, said the show “will tell viewers about what really happened back then”.

Sky Original’s Chernobyl was dismissed as a “caricature” in Russia by pro-Kremlin media who said “only we have the right to talk about our history”, according to the Moscow Times. There’s no air date for the series but it’ll be broadcast on state-funded station NTV, known for its pro-Kremlin programming. It received 30 million ($460,000) in funding from the culture ministry, the outlet said.

An oral sex snorkel for water sex

This summer has been a scorcher, so the thought of getting even sweatier between the sheets hasn’t been the most tempting at times. It comes as no surprise that there has been a rise in cooling down and having sex in water.

And what item is more crucial than an oral sex snorkel, designed to help you pleasure your partner under water. This kinky and bizarre toy has emerged as a new favourite sex accessory for summer 2018, so will you be taking the plunge?

Makes it easy to maintain your cunning linguist status without skipping a beat and keep her satisfied for as long as she needs. Simply place the SnorkelO under the nose with the Easy Breathe Air Flow tubes positioned in each nostril, wrap the strap around your head and cinch together to adjust the fit. Switch on the mini motor and enhance her sensation with powerful vibration that will help her reach orgasm faster and easier.