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The Poke – Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week

We’ve collected 25 really great tweets from the past week, so that you could see them without having to read all the gloomy stuff, too.

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Perez Hilton – Conservative News Host's HILARIOUSLY Unrealistic Marijuana Story Busted By Twitter

Greg Kelly is getting smoked out by Twitter over his wacky weed claims!

The Newsmax anchor perplexed social media on Wednesday after warning followers not to smoke cannabis by sharing a personal story that’s quite impossible to believe. In an apparent response to Hunter Biden’s new memoir and the legalization of cannabis in New York, he shared:

“SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I ‘toked up’ with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.”

Um. We’re sorry… but WHAT?

First off, there’s no documented case of anyone smoking weed (aka grass) and blacking out for several days. Of course, harder drugs like narcotics are known to cause blackouts that can last several hours — especially if paired with other drugs like alcohol. But, no, weed alone doesn’t cause a multi-day blackout.

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Critics were also bewildered by the claim that Kelly was able to travel internationally during this experience; meaning, he somehow managed to round up his passport, ID, and money — then make his way through airport security and traverse a foreign country all while allegedly blacked out on the reefer.

For their part, Twitter users weren’t so much scared straight by Kelly’s probably false tale as they were laughing their heads off. Commenters wrote:

“My cousin did 5 Marijuanas and now he’s a dog”

“This happens every time I smoke smh the money I spend to get flights to Kenya is crazy”

“Somebody has to name a strain ‘Nairobi Express’ in honor of this real tweet from a dude who a fascist cult considers a real source of news.”

“Whoever woke this boob up ten minutes after he passed out on the floor and told him it was four days later and he was in Kenya deserves a medal”

LOLz!

Even politicians chimed in. Ex-California congresswoman Katie Hill quipped:

“Cheers to all who have “toked up” in Kentucky and ended up in Kenya because that’s definitely a thing that happens when you smoke weed.”

Meanwhile, others pointed out that if the story is true, Greg must have accidentally “toked” something stronger than marijuana.

What do U think about Kelly’s crazy claims? Sound off in the comments (below).

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Fans don’t seem to appreciate Kim Kardashian’s efforts to use a bit of digital magic to create the perfect family photo

The reality TV star has to Instagram Friday to show Flintstones-themed outfits Halloween family. Kim dressed as Betty Rubble, St. was Fred, North dressed as Wilma, and babies dressed as the Flintstones real toddlers – Chicago Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Psalm. Kanye West dressed as Dino, pet dinosaur Flintstones.

But this costume caused a bit of a problem for Chicago, Kim shared. Little did not realize that the giant dinosaur was really just a suit and his father was inside. So with Chicago apparently too scared to join the rest of the family photo, Kim let the toddler jump the snap and was rather a separate image of the digitally edited 21 months.

The results unsatisfactory, and fans had no difficulty Kim how poorly edited picture was.

“Lol I’m sooooo here for editing Chicago,” wrote another fan, adding emoji laugh-cry. “it’s good.”

Most comments on the issue seems to be in jest, and the vast majority of the thousands of comments seemed impressed with Halloween costumes coordinated family. The series of shots also won nearly 6 million likes.

This is not the first time that Kim Kardashian has been charged to look too much on the photo editing to make his photographs perfect look. Cosmopolitan reported, fans jumped to reality TV star several times with accusations that she used an obvious Photoshop part to give a more flattering look for herself.

Kim has sometimes pushed against these rumors, as it did in March 2018 when fans noticed a car that was crushed in the background of one of his pictures, apparently a liberal use of editing.

Kim responded by saying that she had actually done anything with the photo itself. Instead, she had re-posted a photo that a fan had done and added his own filter to it.

“I see online and new media that I had a” Photoshop fail, “Kim wrote in a post on his website. “So ridiculous! I reposted a photo on Instagram that a fan had posted I just added a filter for it … It looks like the fan reflects the photo, which is why the car looks like. “

You Tube star PewDiePie is banned in China – He spoke about the Hong Kong protests and mocked Xi Jinping

PewDiePie is welcomed into a new club: The creators and celebrities banned from China.

PewDiePie, YouTube blogger with over 100 million subscribers worldwide, has been banned in China, joining South Park Comedy Central and the German DJ Zedd on a recent list and more and more artists and commentators to encounter Chinese authorities since an executive Houston Rockets expressed support for Hong Kong rebels and a firestorm ignited.

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The star of the Swedish social media shared the news that its contents would be more accessible in China and explained why the drastic action was taken against him in a YouTube video.

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“Well boys, we did. I’m banned in China. That is true. After speaking Hong Kong protests and showed their leader to be fun to look like Winnie the Pooh, I’m banned in China “, he said the video. Winnie the Pooh has been banned in China since 2017 after the character has been compared to Xi by memes.

The ban was a tower planned for the YouTube star who said he is well aware of the censorship t0 linked to everything that Hong Kong protests, but chose to do the mocking video. He stressed that DJ Zedd was recently forbidden and after taste of a tweet by South Park (the show is also prohibited).

“It is obvious that China is like a person on Twitter who can not take any criticism and just steps everyone,” said PewDiePie in the video that was banned him.


PewDiePie also explained that anyone who search his name in the country on the sites will be achieved with empty results. He also took a moment to apologize to his Chinese fans who can not access its contents.

“I’m laughing, but yes, I am sorry if you are in China, and try to watch my videos. That kind of sucks. It’s just a little funny “, PewDiePie said.

He jokingly responded to the ban on Twitter by posting a photo of a wall that had been drilled through. “You just im banned in China. holy shit sucks so hard guy “, he wrote.

“The Battle of the Billionaires” was a battle between Donald Trump and McMahon

It started when Trump threw a bunch of money on fans of WWE and McMahon decided that the next logical course of action was to challenge him to a fight. Unfortunately, Donald and McMahon had two wrestlers compete for them by proxy and not actually fighting. Well, maybe they fought a little. Ultimately, Trump took the win and shaved his head after McMahon. Because reasons.

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The event was organized in collaboration between several federations in professional wrestling, artists of Raw, Smackdown, and ECW brands such as common pay-per-view (PPV), which took place on April 1st, 2007 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan. On July 19, 2011, the highlights of the match between clip was uploaded by WWE to its YouTube channel.

In the months leading up to the game in April 2007, the polygonal WrestleMania event has become widely discussed on the professional wrestling community as the official WWE Online World of Wrestling, Wrestling Inc. and Just Jared and many entertainment news sites, including IGN News, TMZ , FOX News, USA Today and People Magazine.

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At the first Wrestlemania 23, it was met with commercial success record and generally positive reviews from fans and critics. A total of 23 Wrestlemania attracted an audience of 80.103 fans and about 1.2 million viewers at home, while grossing $ 5,380,000 USD in ticket sales. The event set a new record for the biggest pay-per-view WWE buyrate in franchise history, before being surpassed by WrestleMania XXVIII in 2012. Also, the “Battle of the Billionaires” game has been rated 8 out of 10 stars.

During the first half of 2015, nearly a decade after the “Battle of the Billionaires” was held, various music videos and GIFs of visiting featured Donald Trump in WrestleMania 23 saw a significant resurgence in circulation in the new and social media, as rumors began to spread that the star of reality TV and outspoken critic of Barack Obama plans to present to the presidential election in the US in 2016.


On June 28, 2017, Redditor HanAssholeSolo presented a GIF Photoshopped Trump ambushes and blows McMahon by the ringside, with a CNN logo superimposed on the face of McMahon, the / r / The_Donald subreddit in Trump post titled ” takes forger News. “A few days later, on July 1, Donald Trump tweeted the same Photoshopped GIF his personal Twitter account, accompanied by hashtags #FraudNewsCNN and #FNN. A moment later, the GIF was also shared about her Official @POTUS.