We’ve collected 25 really great tweets from the past week, so that you could see them without having to read all the gloomy stuff, too.
A guy at the dog park keeps yelling for his dog Marco and I can’t be the only one here who is trying not to yell Polo back
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 27, 2021
Apple's suggested password when creating any account/profile: pic.twitter.com/bUu3H6VmC0
— buddybú. (@eddie_deux) March 29, 2021
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 28, 2021
Finally, a cream that replaces me with another person pic.twitter.com/aD1ZSlYV3i
— sg (@iamspacegirl) February 20, 2021
I know this is a minority position but I love the goofy intro sentences students write. Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered about the mind. fuckin tell me about it man
— bean (@christapeterso) March 30, 2021
Rumpelstiltskin: [shows up for a spinning class] wtf am I the only one who actually brought straw
— Adam (@YSylon) March 30, 2021
When you put on a new dress and realise it has pockets. pic.twitter.com/NAHrUid3Yf
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 27, 2021
Welcome to your 40s, you schedule your haircuts according to how crazy your eyebrows look now.
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) March 30, 2021
yet another ad man described as “advertising’s bad boy.” stop it. you sell crisps and toilet paper.
— Robyn Frost (@robynhfrost) March 30, 2021
Dammit… my sink is blocked and I have a pile of dishes to do too pic.twitter.com/YXpYmjcZoa
— Non-Fungible Technical Resource (@quephird) March 26, 2021
Even if I was bitten by a radioactive spider, I'd still be inherently lazy. I wouldn't be out fighting crime, I'd just be slinging a web to grab some snacks without getting up from the couch.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 27, 2021
“You don’t want children?! What will you do when you’re old???”
When I’m old: pic.twitter.com/JX49KEqaKv
— Kara Head (@KaraonTW) March 29, 2021