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Let’s Catch The Gays By Having Sex With Them

The military has had problems with homosexuality over the years. In 1919, they knew they had to act as soon as they learned that such activities were taking place in the YMCA of the Navy. Wait, seriously? Yes, in the YMCA of the Navy. They somehow combined the two remarkable songs of Village People.

There would have been transvestites, and even sodomy pure and simple. To solve this problem, Deputy Secretary of the Navy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, ordered an investigation, involving personnel entering and seducing the men. And check cocaine use and look for sex workers, but these pieces were quickly abandoned for the benefit of men who seduce men.

You might assume that this would imply that an attractive officer smiles at a suspect, forces him to verbally ask for the forbidden sex, and immediately gives him handcuffs. This is not what happened during the Newport Sex Sting. Instead, the navy was instructed to actually have sex with the suspects. As in the orgasms of both parties, sometimes followed by a whole night in the arms of the other.

The navy managed to bring 17 cases, but things went awry when they tried to expand the operation to trap civilians. These civilians were all acquitted and the navy was humiliated when their tactics were made public. The Providence newspaper, in particular, attacks FDR, which has just become the candidate for the vice-presidency of the Democrats in 1920. Their criticisms continued throughout the campaign, until, at the eve of elections, FDR continues the newspaper for $ 500,000. It ended up being destroyed during the elections, a Senate report affirming his guilt and the prosecution never reached the courts.

Incidentally, all the men who went underground during this operation were totally heterosexual, according to the Navy’s official story. After all, they were content to receive oral sex and were always in the lead of anal sex. They were honest straight men who were involved in gay sex under the pretext of enforcing the law, as in this episode of South Park. The Navy even offered them a eulogy for their “zeal”.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Humor

Q: What did Kim Kardashian learn about marriage?
A: It puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under her eyes!

Q: What does Kim Kardashian and my car have in common?
A: They both have junk in their trunks.

Q: Why don’t the Kardashians like Santa Claus?
A: Cause everytime Santa sees them he keeps saying hoe hoe hoe!

Q: According to the police in Lima, Peru why are Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian sitting on gold mines?
A: Because human-fat trafficking rings are selling cellulite to European cosmetic labs for $60,000 a gallon.

Q: How big is Kim Kardashian’s butt?
A1: When she were born, the doctor said “Congratulations! Twins!”
A2: It’s so big that they still can’t find the last chair she sat on.
A3: She put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
A4: She sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
A5: When her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
A6: She has to iron her pants on the driveway!

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Q: What was the movie “Superbad” originally about?
A: A heart-warming tale about Kim Kardashian’s ass!

Q: How do you make Kim Kardashian’s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Why shouldn’t you feel bad for basketball player Kris Humphries?
A: He’s on the rebound!

Q: Why did Reggie Bush want to break up with Kim Kardashian?
A: According to Kim’s press conference it was her constant need to be in the spotlight.

Statement: Kim Kardashian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Punchline: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q: What does Kim Kardashian and door knobs have common?
A: Everyone gets a turn!

Q: What’s longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding?
A: The trick or treat line outside Casey Anthonys house

Q: Why did marine treasure hunters have to retract claims about finding a large booty?
A: It was just Kim Kardashian skinny dipping!

Q: What does Kris and Kim Kardashians marriage prove?
A: That same sex couples have no right to destroy the sanctity of marriage!

Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they’ve never been together!!

Q: How hot is Kim Kardashian’s ass?
A: So hot Kim had an air conditioner implanted into it!

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Q: What did doctors discover after Kim K had her butt x-rayed?
A: A brain tumor!

Q: Why did Kim Kardashian marriage end so quickly?
A: She could not take another episode of shex in the shitty.

Did you hear that wedding guests who gave expensive gifts are suing Kim Kardashian?
They intend to file an Ass-Action lawsuit!

Q: Why shouldn’t Kim be worried about Kris finding a “rebound” chick?
A: Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he’s bad at rebounding!

Q: How does Kris Humphries hope to win Kim back?
A: By painting his dick black!

Chuck Norris once flicked a pregnant woman’s stomach with his pinky. 9 Months later a beautiful baby girl was born with a severly swollen ass and severe brain damage. That baby girl grew up to be Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian said in a new interview that her next wedding will be on a private island with no TV cameras. Which raises a lot of questions, like, “If a Kardashian does something but there are no cameras, did it actually happen?”