Tagged: Masturbation

Too much masturbation! Concern about the dangers of masturbation was not the sole remit of the Victorians

In the old days when knights were bold, imagine you are a young man living in Britain in Victorian times, and you went to a doctor complaining that you were feeling stressed, tired, anxious, irritable lately, and after the doctor ask some embarrassing questions about your sexual habits and if you have been honest with your answers -it comes with a diagnosis of spermatorrhea.

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Now you get more anxious to know what is espermatorrea? (If you know how to pronounce it), and what it does? The doctor looks into his eyes and said: Too masturbation!

The disease defined as “the excessive discharge of semen caused by illegal or excessive sexual activity, particularly masturbation” by the Journal of the History of Sexuality.

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Who discovered? “In 1758, Swiss physician Samuel-Auguste Tissot reported this disease. He had published his theory about the devastating effects of self-stimulation. It claimed- masturbation and nocturnal emissions are more terrible than smallpox because he stole the body of sperm – carrying vital energy “.

By the Victorian era, everyone believed that nocturnal emissions, masturbation considered characteristic of the disease. They had to stop these nocturnal erections (wet dreams) and limit the people of masturbation. (Obviously those who had no self-control). They had to find a way, they built this medical equipment called – jugum penis (German) – also known as a “ring Impurities in.”

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It is an anti-masturbation device- There was a serrated metallic rings mounted on the base of the penis of a notch of the screw or a clip. Any erection cause pain that serrated teeth cram into the penis. These treatments were needed vicious-looking? Masturbation was considered a serious threat to the physical and mental health, leading to weakness, folly, and maybe even death.

Imagine in 2019 you went to a doctor and complain about feeling a little tired and it gives you a metal ring with sharp teeth and had to wear it every night – and it stings an erection to de- erect (Ouch! Ouch ouch). Fear not, they do not.

What are physical and mental effects of wearing male chastity device?

Some men find it very erotic to give control of their orgasm to their partner, and some women find it very erotic to take this check and be the key fob. Contrary to the image it can inspire a woman locked her husband cock and throw away the key, chastity is actually a means to increase sexual arousal for both submission caged and the holder key.

Some men find the moments before orgasm to be very erotic, and let the orgasm, as enjoyable as it is, means these very erotic feelings dissipate. They like to stay in this area as long as possible. Chastity is a way to stay in this area for an extended period of time.

Health and mental well-being a priority of course. The device is removed from time to time for cleaning and inspection, and an orgasm, either ruined or not is encouraged at least a month for prostate health.

Being locked and knowing they will not be allowed to release the man allowed to focus on pleasing his woman during sex. Some men find it very erotic to be able to give their wives and repeated orgasms know they can not, in a moment of weakness, orgasm, and at the end of playing time.

Some women love their partners in chastity before leaving on a business trip to prevent masturbation. Then send them a lot of Sext knowing they can not do anything about it. They know that their husbands will be very willing to meet sexually, or in a way really, when they come back.

I would not say the woman’s husband locked in a chastity device because she does not trust him. Games like this require a lot of trust and communication.

Locking your husband in chastity opens dialogue about desire and encourage each partner to discuss when, how, how often they want pleasure, and what they like.

For a woman who wants to feminize her husband submitted, it can use a chastity to design accent that is subject to and must find its pleasures (and free) in the dedicated pursuit to become a better more completely feminized sissy fetish.

For sissy, there is a physiological impact, constantly reminding him of his docility and submission, lead him to find erotic pleasure almost exclusively and humble themselves in his service to it as an ultra feminized male effeminate. If allowed, this can be combined with other sissy training missions and be very effective in helping your sissy be always diligent in his anal training in the hope of reaching a “sissygasm” on a regular basis. There is nothing more deliciously humiliating for a sissy to have an orgasm anally penetrated.

Some facts about Circumcision : Pros – Benefits – Procedure

Circumcision is a medical procedure that removes the foreskin of the penis head, exposing the glans. Although its exact origin and intention are still being debated, when it has become common in the English-speaking world (19th century), it was actually used to reduce sexual pleasure and as a deterrent to masturbation, once thought to many mental and physical illnesses.

But the medical benefits of circumcision came into question in the 1960s, when the research community came out against it, saying that there was no clear medical benefit and the risk of severe blood loss, the infection or death was high. This resulted in a decrease in circumcised men. In the US, circumcision rates in hospitals fell by 64.5% in 1979 to 58.3% in 2010, but around the world, only about 33% of men are estimated to be circumcised.

  • The first circumcisions may have been carried out 15,000 years ago.
  • It is relatively common in the United States (U.S.) but less common in other western countries.
  • Circumcision of a newborn takes 5 to 10 minutes.
  • An adult circumcision procedure takes around 1 hour and recovery takes 2 to 3 weeks.
  • Circumcision may reduce the risk of developing HIV and other health problems.
  • Judaism, Islam, and a number of other religions advocate circumcision.

Spelling Bee Jokes and Puns

A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: “your word is ‘inward’ “….
Spelling bee contestant: “N-I-G-G…”
Moderator: “Jesus no, stop please! ”

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y” ?
A: Unquestionablely!

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

Spell ICUP

Spell pig backwards and say lemonade

Matt: are you smart?
Brad: Yes.
Matt: spell it.
Brad: s-m-a-r-t
Matt: No, i said spell “it”

Q: Why are t and m the most unused letters in the alphabet
A: MT (empty)

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
Automobile.

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
QT

Q: “What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?”
A: “The C”

Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?”
A: “The Q. (queue)

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
A: Nobody new why.

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.

A boy is at a spelling bee.
Judge: “Your word is ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “Let me know when it’s loaded.”
Judge: “It’s not ‘loaded’. It’s ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “No problem, just tell me when…”
Judge: “Buffering!”
Boy: “Oh, OK…”
Judge: “No, it’s actually B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G.”

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.

Q: How do you make seven even?
A: Remove the ‘s’

Q: Why can’t you find the letter X in Church?
A: Because it was X-communicated.

Q: What’s the difference between here and there?
A: The letter T.

Can your moms name with two letters?
EZ.

How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS

I know 25 letters in the alphabet I don’t know Y.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band — because it streches.

Q: What is at the end of the world?
A: The letter ‘d’

Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.

Cleopatra’s Bees for Masturbation

Legendary Egyptian pharaoh Cleopatra was not just one of the first great female world rulers, a legendary scholar, and the subject of one of the most expensive films in history: She may also have invented the vibrator. Emphasis on the “may.”

It’s known that Cleopatra enjoyed a robust and active life of bedroom play that went far beyond her well-documented love triangle with Julius Ceasar and Marc Antony. Cleopatra certainly had courtesans and enjoyed the libertine morals of the day, however, she was also the victim of Roman propaganda that vulgarly over-sexualized her. As such, it’s difficult to tell which stories about the icon are true and which are the products of politically motivated misinformation.

That said, one of the most often repeated legends about Cleopatra is that she requested, depending on the telling, either a calabash gourd, a papyrus bag, or some sort of box, and in said box she wanted a swarm of angry bees. Lacking any kind of electrical power, this was the queen’s ingenious way of creating her own method of self-stimulation.

Best Woody Allen Jokes and Funny Puns

All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.

As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree” — probably because it’s
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.

Her figure described a set of parabolas that
could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

It’s not that I’m afraid to die.
I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but
as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but
the calf won’t get much sleep.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good
sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam.
I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?
In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food:
frequently there must be a beverage.