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How Cartoons Brainwashed Us With Jewish Stereotypes – The Power of Propaganda

Hostility and discrimination against Jews as a religious and racial groups has existed since before the middle ages – but to this day anti-Semitism still found a foothold among hate groups. Thousands of years. HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL AROUND IDEAS?!

In fact, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), according to a recent NBC News, said that the number of anti-Semitic incidents so far in 2019 is almost as high as the first six months of 2018.

The worst year for anti-Semitic acts in the United States since the ADL started counting three decades ago was 2017. The group documented nearly 2,000 cases of assault, vandalism, bomb threats and other horrific incidents, including “United right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.
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It was in protest of hate groups is that there are a number of signs that read While the main races still weak chin, pale, and “Jews Not Will Change Us.” – baby obviously secretly big – as they have ever been, sentiment discriminatory they began long , with a large number of ideas of anti-Semitism to take root in the mid-1800s as American Jews began to acquire land and opened bank.

That’s when the white establishment (politicians) who spread anti-Jewish sentiment through propaganda about the “takeover” and set the law in motion which affected only Jewish-run bank. These messages found their way into early cartoons, perpetuating stereotypes that were brought to life in the media that just a few years earlier.

Millions of young people watch discriminatory depictions of religious and racial groups and thus the ideas of dirt forming young minds. The latest episode of Brainwashed By Toons explore the long history of ideas in animation and cartoons to educate and encourage healthy, skeptical approach to the media.

How Many Feminists Does It Take to Make A Knock-Knock Joke

If you’ve ever had tender breasts, you already know how hard it is to ignore your boobs right before Aunt Flo visits—and will understand why this is one of the funniest feminist jokes out there.

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Impatient feminist.

Impatient fem—

WHY DON’T WE HAVE EQUAL PAY YET??

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Online harassment.

Online harassment who?

Isn’t that just like a stupid whore to say something like that—I hope you die.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

You should smile mo—

I’m gonna stop you right there, dude.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the swamp and fill it up with lady-haters, looks like.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do I can do for eighty-seven cents on the dollar.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry the hell up and join the twenty-first century, corporate boards, geez.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business what I’m wearing.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Preëxisting.

Preëxisting who?

If your last name is “condition,” you can just keep moving right along, pal.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben protesting this shit my whole life, feels like.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream right now if I could but then you’d say I was being hysterical.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish I didn’t have to tell knock-knock jokes to get my point across.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Men!

Men who?

EXACTLY.

The Bob Newhart Show — Death by Zucchini

Dr. Bob Hartley had several regular patients in his “group” encompassing – Mr. Peterson the Milquetoast cashed, Mrs. Bakerman the old supermarket cashier who always seemed to be knitting, Michelle the daddy’s daughter slightly overweight and Mr. Carlin’s name it -névrose-and-l’a he-man. Although it was known that Mr. Carlin occasionally criticized members of the group, he was not as bad as Mr. Gianelli, who had serious anger management issues. In the episode “The death of a fruit tree”, Dr. Hartley’s group organized a surprise party for his favorite therapist, who will be celebrating his four years together. As patients begin reciting a special poem in tribute to Bob, the receptionist Carol learns that Mr. Gianelli, a fruit and vegetable wholesaler, was crushed earlier in the day when a truckload of zucchini fell on him.

Mr. Peterson: You all helped us in every way.
Mr. Carlin: You have it in your head.
Michelle: And that’s why we would like to say …
Carol (entering the office): Mr. Gianelli is dead!
Ms. Bakerman: Well, it rhymes.

Noam Pitlik, who plays the role of Mr. Gianelli, decided to leave the series to focus on the production and realization of another sitcom, Barney Miller.

X-ray Vision Girl – Reap-Life Superpower

Natasha Demkina developed an interesting hobby at the age of 10. She discovered that she could scan her mother’s body and describe in detail the intimacy and condition of all her mother’s organs. The news spread rapidly and his neighbors from his hometown, Saransk, in western Russia, began to come to his home for body exams and diagnoses. The local children’s hospital decided to test their abilities and the girl was able to draw a diagram of a doctor’s stomach with a dark area at the exact location of his ulcer. She also challenged a patient’s cancer diagnosis; Subsequent tests confirmed the diagnosis of benign cyst by Demkina. In England, another doctor’s “X-ray” scan led Demkina to describe multiple injuries that one of the doctors had suffered in a serious car accident without any knowledge of the accident, and the doctor was fully dressed! Obviously, Natasha’s abilities have been questioned.

Natasha says she can see abnormalities down to the cell level and her mother says her readings are 100% accurate. So the test – which forced her to match at least five of the targeted health problems to the right topics – should have been simple as hell. She did not have to scan their entire bodies for unknown conditions. He was told exactly what to look for and where to look. Still, it took her more than four feet to complete the test and she only fulfilled four conditions correctly – a score that everyone had agreed before the test would not warrant additional testing.

The most dramatic mistake in Natasha’s diagnosis was her inability to see a large metal plate covering a missing part of the skull in a man with a large brain tumor removed. Instead, she said she “saw” a missing metal plate and skull section in a man whose appendix had been removed but whose skull was normal.

100 funniest short jokes

“I want to start with a chimney joke – I have a stack. The first is at home. “- Vine Team

As a scarecrow, people say I am extraordinary in my field. But straw – it’s in my jeans.

“The best time to add insult to injury is when you sign a contract with someone.” – Demetri Martin

“Years ago I used to supply Filofax to the mafia. I was involved in a very organized crime. “- Milton Jones

“I dreamed last night that I cut carrots with the Grim Reaper – revoked with death.” – Vine Team

I told my girlfriend that she raised her eyebrows too high. He looked surprised.

“I went to buy camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn’t find it.” – Tommy Cooper

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to find out where the sun was. Then I realized.

“I saw this guy chatting up cheetah. I thought:‘ He tried to pull fast. ‘”- Team Vine

“I have kleptomania. But when it gets worse, I take something for it. “- Ken Dodd

Time passes like an arrow, the fruit flies like a banana.

“This man said to me: ‘I will attack you with the neck of the guitar.’ I said: ‘Is it anxious?’ “- Vine Team

“This police came to me with a pencil and a very thin piece of paper. He said, ‘I want you to track someone for me. ” – Vine Team

“Someone really praised me while driving me today. They left a few notes, he said said Good Parking. ‘- Vine Team

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. There are no words in 10 do.

I bought a few shoes from a drug dealer. I did not know what he liked about them, but I had tripped all day.

I have decided to sell my Hoover – it only collects dust.

“I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that time one by one.” – Tom Ward

How does NASA arrange a party? They are planets.

Did you hear about the actor falling from the floor? He just passed the stage.

“My New Year’s resolution is to get a good body shape. I choose the round. “- Sarah Millican

“My wife – it’s hard to say what she did. She sells shells on the beach.” – Milton Jones

What does the left eye to the right eye say? Between you and me, something smells.

“I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a dime. I lived by the sea.” – Ken Dodd

My wife told me that I must stop acting like a flamingo. So I have to put my foot down.

“I need a password that is eight characters long, so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” – Nick Helm

Sometimes I put my knees to my chest and leaned forward. That’s how I roll.

“The hardest work I have ever had? Selling doors, door to door. “- Bill Bailey

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He is now an experienced veteran.

“Looking at my face like reading in a car. It’s okay for 10 minutes, then you start feeling sick. “- Andrew Lawrence

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thank you!” I said, “Don’t mention it.”

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So, we stopped playing chess. “- Matt Kirshen

Why do we tell the actors to ‘break their legs?’ Because each game has a player.

“Crime in a multi-storey parking lot. That’s wrong on many different levels. “- Vine Team

“Cement mixers collide with the prison van. Drivers are asked to look for 16 hard criminals. “- Peter Kay

What is the difference between hippos and hippos? One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

“I met this guy with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.’ “- Vine Team

“My grandfather found a cold air balloon. It never really took off.” – Milton Jones

“I recently went on a balloon vacation – I’m wearing four stones!” – Milton Jones

I hate Russian dolls … so full of themselves!

“Two monkeys are bathing. One said: ‘Oo, oo, aah.’ Others answered: ‘Then just chill.

My friend said to me: “What is Rhy

Books for children you’ll newer see

“Pop! Goes The Hamster …. And other cool games for microwaves”

“You were an accident”

“Strangers have the best candy”

“The little ladybug that got hooked”

“Some kittens can fly!”

“Get more chocolate in your face”

“Where would you like to be buried?”

“Kathy was so bad that her mother stopped loving her”

“The Wild Animals Book of the Association of Attention Deficit Disorders
North America – Hey! Let’s ride our bikes!

“All dogs go to hell”

“The children’s hitchhiking guide”

“When mom and dad do not know the answer, they say God did it”

“Garfield contracts feline leukemia”

“What is that dog doing to that other dog?”

“Why is Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet not friends?”

Bi-curious george”

“Daddy drink because you cry”

“The policeman eats his service revolver”

“You’re different and that’s bad”

“Dad’s new wife, Timothy”

“Homemade parachute test using only the pets in your home”

“The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad”

“Babar meets the taxidermist”

“Curious George and the high-voltage fence”

“The child who died by eating all his vegetables”

“Start a real estate empire with the change of your mother’s bag”

“The emerging book of human anatomy”

“Things that rich kids have, but you never will”

“The Care Bears attacks some campers and they are shot dead”

“How to become the dominant military power in your elementary school”

“Controlling the playground: respect through fear”

A Russian television channel is reportedly producing a series to challenge HBO’s Chernobyl

Moscow Times, writer Ilya Shepelin states director Aleksei Muradov is working with Russian network NTV on its own Chernobyl programme.

There is a theory that the Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and many historians do not deny that on the day of the explosion an agent of the enemy’s intelligence services was present at the station.

Shepelin states the competing series will not present the same conclusions as Craig Mazin‘s drama: that a combination of reckless individual actions and the unchecked pride of the Soviet political system led to the explosion of a faulty nuclear reactor in the former Soviet Ukraine. Craig Mazin, the creator of the HBO series, famously obsessed over minor details such as shoelaces and telephones, and adopted first-hand accounts of survivors to authentically recreate the Soviet Union of the 1980s.

NTV’s Chernobyl, filmed in Belarus, takes far more liberties. A description of the show says that the plot revolves around a CIA agent dispatched to Pripyat to gather intelligence on the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and the Russian counterintelligence agent sent to track him down. If it sounds like fiction, that’s because it is. But the director, Alexey Muradov, said the show “will tell viewers about what really happened back then”.

Sky Original’s Chernobyl was dismissed as a “caricature” in Russia by pro-Kremlin media who said “only we have the right to talk about our history”, according to the Moscow Times. There’s no air date for the series but it’ll be broadcast on state-funded station NTV, known for its pro-Kremlin programming. It received 30 million ($460,000) in funding from the culture ministry, the outlet said.

Marquis De Sade Biggest Sexual Deviant in History

Marquis De Sade was a French aristocrat, revolutionary, and writer. He’s most famous for being a rat bitched and bringing porn to people in a time where showing off your ankles was a sin.

Who Was the Marquis de Sade

Marquis de Sade, byname of Donatien-Alphonse-François, Comte de Sade

Marquis de Sade became famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle , a person without moral restraint, free thinkers, like people in the 60s only less happy. But mostly for his erotic and pornographic novels.

He also contributed to the “sex industry”, leaving the world with the practice of S&M. That’s right, everyone, the man invented S&M. How? Well, first of all, it’s NAMED after him.

The term, “Sadism”, is based on Marquis de Sade : the idea of developing pleasure as a result of inflicting pain. “Masochism” is first seen in some of De Sade’s more Gothic-inclined sexual novels, where, for example, the female character is bound and tormented, but also fondled, and develops a kind of attraction to her tormentors. It’s basically torture porn (only not directed by one-trick pony Hollywood directors.)

Sade’s sexual tales began with an affair with his wife’s sister, imprisoning a so-called prostitute for sexual pleasure and abuse (she escaped from the second floor window and ran away … possible idea for a Disney film? Title: “Rapunzel”…), and poisoning 2 manservants with the Spanish Fly aphrodisiac

Being the good wife that she was, Sade’s wife then joined as his accomplice in hoarding sexual slaves and staffed the castle with young “employees” of both genders for Sade’s pleasure.

That’s how this guy rolled and why he’s at the top of this list. The guy didn’t have a Sex Dungeon, he had a freakin’ Sex CASTLE.

During his life, Sade was in prison or the insane asylum for 32 years, though, due to his prolific writing and sexual deviance.

Napoleon Bonaparte ordered the final arrest of Sade, but the libertine was able to score one more affair with a 13-year old for 4 years before he passed on in 1814. He laughs at Chris Hansen from his grave.

Notably, he was in the insane asylum at the time, which would 100% make him win the “weirdest place you’ve made whoopie” game at your local baby shower.

Sade’s main goal in his writings was to create “the most impure tale that has ever been written since the world exists.” Not bad for his time.

Marquis De Sade quotes

 

“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.”

“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral lioness…growling and scratching and biting…taking everything I dish out to her…..at that moment she is never more beautiful to me. ”

“It is only by way of pain one arrives at pleasure

“In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.”

“Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?”

“We are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.”

Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.”

“What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you…every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.”

“To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.”

“Certain souls may seem harsh to others, but it is just a way, beknownst only to them, of caring and feeling more deeply.”

“If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”

“Lust is to the other passions what the nervous fluid is to life; it supports them all, lends strength to them all ambition, cruelty, avarice, revenge, are all founded on lust.”

“There is no God, Nature sufficeth unto herself; in no wise hath she need of an author.”

“Beauty belongs to the sphere of the simple, the ordinary, whilst ugliness is something extraordinary, and there is no question but that every ardent imagination prefers in lubricity, the extraordinary to the commonplace”

“How delightful are the pleasures of the imagination! In those delectable moments, the whole world is ours; not a single creature resists us, we devastate the world, we repopulate it with new objects which, in turn, we immolate. The means to every crime is ours, and we employ them all, we multiply the horror a hundredfold.”

“You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit othere is a fool. My way of thinking is the result of my reflections. It is part of my inner being,the way I am made. I do not contradict them, and would not even if I wished to. For my system, which you disapprove of is also my greatest comfort in life, the source of all my happiness -it means more to me than my life itself.”