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Chihuahuas actually take the top spot for the number of dog bites, everyone thinks it’s pit bulls but pits are just number one for fatal dog bites.

So no one pays any mind that chihuahuas bite more people than any other dog, because they don’t do as much damage as big dogs, they’re never trained properly and that’s why pretty much every chihuahua that comes into the animal hospital I work at, is an asshole. Them and pugs. Give me a pit over a chi any day at work

Oh my god how many brain cells can one individual lack

Mine was a cat, then a dog, then a hamster, now he says he is super mario. Changing identity is becoming a time consuming process and he is only 4! Well, parents are allowed to make stupid decisions on behalf of their children. If we allow people to treat their children’s pneumonia with essential oils, indoctrinate them into cults and mutilate their genitalia, how’s this any different?

Why Do Cats Wag Their Tails? Interpreting Your Cat’s Tail Wagging

Do cats even wag their tails? Most people would say no, dogs wag their tails, cats do not. But cats do not move their tails and tails can be very expressive, and give you an indication as to what exactly happens in the mind of a cat.

“Cats have very expressive cues, so the position of the tail and motion can tell us a few things,” said Dr. Eloise light, a veterinarian based in North Ryde, Australia. Of course, the movements of the tail are only one piece of the puzzle body language. Other important physical signs noted include everything from posture and facial expressions to the position of the ears and tail.

The six movements of the tail, deconstructed, can help decipher the body language of your cat and help you determine if your cat is ready to cuddle or you need to back off.

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The vertical tail and tail Quiver

A vertical tail (or vertical) and tail quivers (or tail rattle) are often signs of a friendly hello to your feline. A vertical tail is usually a sign of a happy, confident cat, said Margaret Donohue, psychologist and former coach cat in Santa Clarita, California. The bright Dr. agrees. “If your cat does little thrill of the tail when he sees you, it means he is happy and content. ”

The tail Wrapped

Kitty never could wrap his tail around your hand, arm or neck?

“Cats often wrap their tails around the leg or arm of an owner to show affection, but whim is more commonly used,” Donohue said. Whether a friendly tail-wrap or knock on the arm of their head, which is often a clear sign of the love of a cat.

The tail flick (or, Straight Out and Back Tail)

Not to be confused with a shudder down film of the tail is a pretty obvious move. A feline hold its low tail stretched rigidly and before flick back, which indicates dissatisfaction, according to Dr. Bright. The low film can also be a sign of an angry cat that is ready to pounce, Donohue said, and it is often used when a cat stalks prey airborne.

Swish

Different from the movement of the tail, the rustle usually means your cat is ready to pounce on your hand, usually in a more playful manner and mood, according to Dr. Bright.

“If your cat is the type of ambush your ankles when in a fiery temper, throw a toy as a decoy when you see the tail swish,” she said.

The Fluffy Tail Arched

If faced with another animal or anything a cat sees as a danger, it is common to see a fluffed-up tail. The fluffy tail, especially if combined with a hunched back, is used in response to a threat, Dr. Bright said, and is used to make the cat look bigger and scarier to his nemesis.

Twitch

If you ever notice your cat looking out the window carefully, it is possible, it may be accompanied by a slight contraction at the end of the tail. This may mean the interest or concentration on something, according to Dr. Bright.

Woman Was Kicked Off A Plane For Bringing An Emotional Support Pig On Board

The woman was issued a flight after a pig traveling with her “emotional support” began screeching was identified uncontrollably.

Rachel Boerner, traveling from Connecticut to his family home in South Carolina for Thanksgiving with her boyfriend when Hobey 36 kg passengers complained about the smell.

ABC News reports that the passengers of US Airways flight initially thought Boerner was carrying a small bag.

“But it turns out it was not a travel bag. We could feel it and it was a pig on a leash, “Jonathan Skolnik told ABC News. “She was attached to the rest of the arm next to me and started treating his business, but the pig was walking back. “Professor Skolnik added: “I’m terrified, because I thought, I’ll be on the plane with pork. ”

Air guidelines allow a variety of animals, including monkeys and miniature horses, which will be presented on flights as support designated animals.

Passenger Rob Phelps, 65, told the media that the appearance on the hog flight pushed “a mixture of uncontrollable laughter and shock” and described the squeals as three times as strong as those of a child. “I’ve seen dogs and cats in cages on a plane – but never a pig,” he said.

A spokesman for the parent company US Airways American Airlines told the TV out the pork, estimated to weigh between 20-30kg, had been placed on board by the passenger as an “emotional support animal.”

Mrs. Boerner asked to leave after the pig became disruptive, the spokesman.

One speaker, Joe D, said he was on the flight. “That’s my left shoulder in the picture,” he wrote. “It was the most surreal flying experience of my life. How the animals of this size allowed in a cabin of a plane? This should not be allowed “.

Here is a list of 20 weird superstitions

1. A bird in the house is a sign of death.

2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after cutting a slice.

3. Never carry a broom when you move. Drop it and buy a new one.

4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.

5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it moves away, it brings good luck.

6. An acorn in the window will keep lightning

7. A dog that howls at night when someone in the house is sick is a bad omen.

8. It is bad luck to leave a house through a different door than the one that used to enter.

9. A horseshoe hanging in the bedroom will keep nightmares away.

10. If a leaf falls on the first day of autumn, it will not catch cold all winter.

11. If a mirror in the house falls and breaks alone, someone in the house will die soon.

12. Dropping an umbrella on the floor means there will be a murder in the house.

13. All windows must be opened at the time of death so that the soul can leave.

14. If the groom drops the wedding ring during the ceremony, the marriage is condemned.

15. Dreaming of a lizard is a sign that you have a secret enemy.

16. If a friend gives you a knife, you must give him a coin, or your friendship will be broken soon.

17. You should never start a trip on Friday or you will face misfortune.

18. The dream of running: a sign of a great change in your life.

19. If a clock that has not worked suddenly sounds, there will be a death in the family.

20. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same match.

Books for children you’ll newer see

“Pop! Goes The Hamster …. And other cool games for microwaves”

“You were an accident”

“Strangers have the best candy”

“The little ladybug that got hooked”

“Some kittens can fly!”

“Get more chocolate in your face”

“Where would you like to be buried?”

“Kathy was so bad that her mother stopped loving her”

“The Wild Animals Book of the Association of Attention Deficit Disorders
North America – Hey! Let’s ride our bikes!

“All dogs go to hell”

“The children’s hitchhiking guide”

“When mom and dad do not know the answer, they say God did it”

“Garfield contracts feline leukemia”

“What is that dog doing to that other dog?”

“Why is Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet not friends?”

Bi-curious george”

“Daddy drink because you cry”

“The policeman eats his service revolver”

“You’re different and that’s bad”

“Dad’s new wife, Timothy”

“Homemade parachute test using only the pets in your home”

“The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad”

“Babar meets the taxidermist”

“Curious George and the high-voltage fence”

“The child who died by eating all his vegetables”

“Start a real estate empire with the change of your mother’s bag”

“The emerging book of human anatomy”

“Things that rich kids have, but you never will”

“The Care Bears attacks some campers and they are shot dead”

“How to become the dominant military power in your elementary school”

“Controlling the playground: respect through fear”

Ten creepy facts you did not know

  1. Sonny Graham received a heart transplant after donor Terry Cottle killed himself. Graham fell in love with Cottle’s widow, married her, and eventually killed himself in the same way as his donor on the same day.
  2. Did you know that you can actually get chlamydia from a koala? Not so cute anymore huh?
  3. Bed bugs mate by rape. The male stabs the female in the stomach with its penis, literally stabbing her through her shell. No wonder they are on our beds.
  4. There are microscopic mites living on your eyelashes, feeding and dying on you. Lots of them infact.
  5. If you’re attacked by a bear it won’t try to kill you like other predators would, it’ll just start eating. Apparently bears can smell menstrual blood flow.
  6. Your body has more bacterial cells on and in it right now than cells containing your own DNA. If you combine all of those into a ball, it would weigh about 2kgs.
  7. In rare instances, gas created due to decomposition of the body after death, has enough pressure to cause a decomposing pregnant women to expel the fetus. Known as Coffin Birth.
  8. Our Prime Minister Narendra Modi had been accused of genocide and to be involved in the massacre of 2000 people in the Gujarat Riots of ‘02. Although, he had been later cleared of those charges.
  9. Some tumors can contain pockets of hair, teeth & very rarely, grow more complex organs such as eyes, feet, hands as well as other limbs. There have been a few cases too.
  10. For so called pokemon fanatics, Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother.

How to Be a Man? 36 Commandments

Argument with these rules instantly revokes your identity as a man. You’re no longer a man and you’re out of the man club

1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:

– When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
– The moment Emma Watson starts unbuttoning her blouse.
– After wrecking your boss’ car.
– One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”.
– When she is using her teeth.

2.) Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4.) If you’ve known a Man for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

5.) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend’s fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6.) No Man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another Man. In fact, even remembering your friend’s birthday is strictly optional.

7.) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

8.) When stumbling upon other men watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

9.) It is permissible to drink a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel…and it’s free.ral man

 

10.) Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another Man in the nuts.

11.) Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

12.) Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13.) If a Man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

14.) Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

15.) A Man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

16.) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both – that’s just mean.

17.) If you compliment a Man on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

18.) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

19.) Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another Man while lifting weights:

– Yeah, Baby, Push it!
– C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
– Another set and we can hit the showers!

20.) Never talk to a Man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

21.) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

22.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.

23.) There is no reason for guys to watch Men’s Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

24.) When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

25.) You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call ‘BULLSHIT!’.
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.

26.) The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

27.) Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

28.) Before dating a buddy’s “ex”, you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.

29.) The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend’s cat.

31.) When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

32.) If a buddy is out-numbered, out-Manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin.”, then you may sit back and enjoy.

33.) If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him…too gay.

34.) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

35.) When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

36.) Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “FUCK OFF!” You are absolved of your of responsibility.