Spelling Bee Jokes and Puns
A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: “your word is ‘inward’ “….
Spelling bee contestant: “N-I-G-G…”
Moderator: “Jesus no, stop please! ”
Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including “y” ?
A: Unquestionablely!
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
Spell ICUP
Spell pig backwards and say lemonade
Matt: are you smart?
Brad: Yes.
Matt: spell it.
Brad: s-m-a-r-t
Matt: No, i said spell “it”
Q: Why are t and m the most unused letters in the alphabet
A: MT (empty)
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
Automobile.
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
QT
Q: “What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?”
A: “The C”
Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?”
A: “The Q. (queue)
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
Q: When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
A: Nobody new why.
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.
A boy is at a spelling bee.
Judge: “Your word is ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “Let me know when it’s loaded.”
Judge: “It’s not ‘loaded’. It’s ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “No problem, just tell me when…”
Judge: “Buffering!”
Boy: “Oh, OK…”
Judge: “No, it’s actually B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G.”
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.
Q: How do you make seven even?
A: Remove the ‘s’
Q: Why can’t you find the letter X in Church?
A: Because it was X-communicated.
Q: What’s the difference between here and there?
A: The letter T.
Can your moms name with two letters?
EZ.
How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS
I know 25 letters in the alphabet I don’t know Y.
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band — because it streches.
Q: What is at the end of the world?
A: The letter ‘d’
Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.
