Game of Thrones – Best Insults
Tit for Tyrion’s Tat Varys: “Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head.” Tyrion: “She ought to offer her c—t. Best part of her for the best part of...
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Spelling Bee Jokes and Puns
A child was competing in a spelling bee and was doing quite well, until the moderator said: “your word is ‘inward’ “…. Spelling bee contestant: “N-I-G-G…” Moderator: “Jesus no, stop please! ” Q: Is...
How to know you’ve joined a Redneck HMO?
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little “m”s on each pill. 7....
Over 800 redneck sayings listed by alphabet – Real Things Rednecks Actually Say
A buzzard shit him on a log, and the sun hatched him A cunt hair short A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp A good run is better than a bad stand A...
