Stupidest Questions to Ask a Girl

Don’t ever ask girl this questions.

• How would you react if I started dressing like a pirate?
• How long would you survive in a zombie apocalypse?
• Do you believe in ghosts?
• If I was your favorite pizza, what toppings would I have on me?
• Hot fudge or whipped cream?
• Who’s the better toy, Woody or Buzz?
• If you could only smell like one food for the rest of your life, what would you want to smell like?
• Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
• What’s your favorite kid’s cereal?
• If you could make out with any cartoon character, who would you pick?
• What are you addicted to?
• What is your superhero alter ego?
• Do you talk to animals?
• Do you know how to do the macarena?
• How many pairs of shoes do you own?
• What five things do you always have with you?
• What is the last dream you can remember??
• What is the most exotic food you’ve ever tried?
• What is your favorite 80’s movie?
• What is your favorite 90’s band?
• If you were going to chug a 2 liter of any beverage, what would it be?
• What could make me even more irresistible to you?
• What food would you consider your mortal enemy?
• Have you ever found a pizza delivery guy attractive?
• If someone has something between their teeth, would you tell them?
• If you had to take a pie to the face, what flavor would it be?
• Which way should toilet paper face on the holder?
• If you were a man for a day, what would you do?
• What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
• Have you ever danced like Napoleon Dynamite?
• How would you feel if I slept with a stuffed animal?
• What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
• Would you still like me if I was a foot shorter?
• If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?
• If you could only ride a unicycle or use stilts to commute, which would you choose?
• Would you ever drive a motorcycle with me on the back?
• What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
• Do you think I’d be cute in footie pajamas?
• Do you think bald is sexy?
• If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?
• Tennis shoes, high heels, or flip flops?
• What would you do if a girl tried to buy you a drink?
• What do you buy at the candy store?
• If you had to get any weird piercing, what would it be?
• What dessert best describes your personality and why?
• If your sex life could be described in eggs, what kind of eggs would it be?
• What was your most embarrassing moment ever?
• What is your least favorite movie and why?
• You’re at Dunkin Donuts, which donut calls your name?
• What is the funniest pickup line someone has tried to use on you