Stupid questions and answers

1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: “What Men Know About Women.”

3.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One … men will screw anything.

4.Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

5.Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know …. it’s never happened.

6.Q: What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

7.Q: What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.

8.Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better.

9.Q: What are the two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: 1. No mind. 2. No business.

10.Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: Because you don’t know when it’s coming, how many inches you’ll get, and how long it’ll stay.

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11.Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

12.Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: “Filthy” and Filthy but wearable.”.

13.Q: Husband: “I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve go nothing to put in it.”.
A: Wife: “You wear briefs, don’t you?”.

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