Star Wars : Questions and Funny Answers
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber?
A: Obi Wan Baloney.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends!
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?
A: Wookieeleaks
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: What do you call a Mexican jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do Gungans put things in?
A: Jar Jars.
Q: Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?
A: He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
Q: Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
Q: What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A: Do well, you will do!
Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars
Q: What do you call a Jedi who loves tacos?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2
Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
Q: What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applase?
A: A Hand Solo!
Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.
Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: Who tries to be a Jedi?
A: Obi-Wannabe
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter
Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A: A Womandalorian.
Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
A: Ouch.
Q: What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?
A: Bubba Fett
Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A: He stepped on Ant-hillies.
Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A: A bow TIE.
Q: Why is Han Solo a loner?
A: Because he’s solo.
Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
A: Pizza Hutt
Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A: To get to the other dementia.
Q: Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
A: Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.
Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why did Yoda cross the road?
A: Because the chickens Forced him to.
Q: As a Disney character what song would Darth Vader sing?
A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.
Q: Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
Q: How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
A: With a woo-key
Q: Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?
A: In a Jar-Jar.
Why did Padme Amidal keep her Boots on?
Because they were too BOOT-iful!
Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”
Q: Why is the Millenium Falcon so slow?
A: Because it takes a millenium to go anywhere.
Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda
The best part of any person is always their Dark Side.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
A: It gets wet.
Q: Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
A: So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”
Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A: Time to get a new chronometer.
Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends.
Q: What do you call a fight between film actors?
A: Star wars!
Q: What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A: Baby Jawas.
Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A: The appetizer.
Q: Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
A: They’re afraid of whiplash.
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
Q: What do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Q: What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
A: The Ackbar.
Q: How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
A: He’d Wedge himself in.
Q: How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
A: None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.
