Spelling Bee Jokes and Puns

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A baby was competing in a spelling bee and was doing fairly nicely, till the moderator stated: “your phrase is ‘inward’ “….
Spelling bee contestant: “N-I-G-G…”
Moderator: “Jesus no, cease please! ”

Q: Is there a word in the English language that makes use of all of the vowels together with “y” ?
A: Unquestionablely!

Q: What’s the longest phrase within the English language?
A: Smiles. (There’s a mile between the primary letter and the final letter.)

Spell ICUP

Spell pig backwards and say lemonade

Matt: are you sensible?
Brad: Sure.
Matt: spell it.
Brad: s-m-a-r-t
Matt: No, i stated spell “it”

Q: Why are t and m probably the most unused letters within the alphabet
A: MT (empty)

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

What ten letter phrase begins with g-a-s?
Car.

Are you able to spell a fairly lady with two letters?
QT

Q: “What letter of the alphabet has received a lot of water?”
A: “The C”

Q: “What letter of the alphabet is all the time ready so as?”
A: “The Q. (queue)

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: Once I was younger there was solely 25 letters in the Alphabet?
A: No one new why.

Q: What’s heavy ahead however not backward?
A: Ton.

A boy is at a spelling bee.
Decide: “Your phrase is ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “Let me know when it is loaded.”
Decide: “It is not ‘loaded’. It is ‘buffering’.”
Boy: “No downside, simply inform me when…”
Decide: “Buffering!”
Boy: “Oh, OK…”
Decide: “No, it is really B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G.”

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in widespread?
A: None! None of them have “c”, “o”,”m” or “n” in them.

Q: How do you make seven even?
A: Take away the ‘s’

Q: Why cannot you discover the letter X in Church?
A: As a result of it was X-communicated.

Q: What is the distinction between right here and there?
A: The letter T.

Can your mothers title with two letters?
EZ.

How will you spell an excessive amount of with two letters?
XS

I do know 25 letters within the alphabet I do not know Y.

Q: What five-letter phrase turns into shorter if you add two letters to it?
A: Brief

Q: What’s a very powerful factor a witch must be taught in class?
A: Spelling.

Q: What is the longest phrase within the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band — as a result of it streches.

Q: What’s on the end of the world?
A: The letter ‘d’

Are you able to spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.

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