Russia Mistakenly Meddles In Their Own Election, Trump Is Declared President-Elect of Russia –
Former Russian president Vladimir Putin called Donald Trump to concede and congratulate him on winning Russia’s presidency today. Donald Trump
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Trump Claims His Dog Ate His Proof of Election Fraud –
The President said that while he still hopes to prove the Democrats stole the election from him, his dog ate the proof that he had.
Woman in her underwear forces plane to divert from Texas to Alabama
A boozed-up woman stripped off her pants on a flight to Texas and took a swing at a flight attendant — forcing the plane to be diverted to Alabama, reports and a witness said. Sierra Nicole M…
How To Become a Cat – The Complete Guide
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Why Germans love getting naked in public
“Free-body culture” promotes harmony with nature, and today some Germans sunbathe nude, strip down to play sports and even hike in the buff.
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Crying Eric Trump Asks Father If They Poor Now
WASHINGTON—Following Donald Trump’s defeat in the 2020 presidential election, a crying Eric Trump reportedly asked his father Friday if they were poor now. “Daddy, I’m scared. Are we all out of money now that you’re not president no more?” asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank. “I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have to get jobs now? I don’t want to be poor and smelly, but I don’t even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I don’t want it to stop.” At press time, a famished Eric Trump was sobbing while attempting to cut a leather shoe with a knife and fork.
