Smart questions without answers

a.. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
b.. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
c.. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
d.. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
e.. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
f.. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
g.. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
h.. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
i.. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
j.. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
k.. Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
l.. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
m.. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
n.. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
o.. Is there another word for synonym?
p.. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
q.. The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
r.. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
s.. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
t.. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.