Sings You Are Not fairly prepared for summer time

  • Summer girlsNonetheless making an attempt to untangle the Christmas lights from the Weedwhacker.
  • The pool boy reveals up with a backhoe.
  • Placing on final 12 months’s bathing go well with requires Vaseline and a shoe horn.
  • Used all of your bikini wax to shine your hardwood flooring in the course of the winter.
  • Your new batch of adverts that includes a pierced Joe Camel on a surfboard are three weeks not on time.
  • Your stomach has extra rolls than Sara Lee, and moreover, you are still hungover from spring break.
  • You refuse to go to any seashore not personally guarded by David Hasselhoff.
  • You are so white, even the Boston Celtics refuse you.
  • Trip plans embrace a ValueJet flight to a Membership Med Zaire.
  • Current responsible verdict on all 11 counts means you possibly can kiss that Summer time Patriot Coaching Camp journey goodbye.
  • With out flood aid from sluggish Congress, you are still *dwelling* in your bass boat.
  • Regardless of remedy, you are still not ready for the approaching limitless airplay of “Kokomo.”
  • The solar’s reflection off your phosphorescent white pores and skin really broken one among Mir’s photo voltaic panels.
  • Nonetheless confusing the George Clooney Batman with the Val Kilmer Batman.

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