1. Why does your gynecologist go away the room once you undress?
2. If an individual owns a bit of land, do they personal all of it the way in which right down to the middle of the earth?
3. Why cannot woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it known as alcoholics nameless when the very first thing you do is get up and say
“hello, my title’s Bob. I am an alcoholic”?
5. In case you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they known as stairs inside however steps exterior?
7. Why is there a lightweight within the fridge however not within the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled by means of mountains for hundreds of years
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters at all times have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp nobody would eat?
10. Who was the primary particular person to have a look at a cow and say “I believe i am going to squeeze these dangly issues right here and drink what comes out”?
11. What do folks in China name their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why cannot he repair a gap in a ship?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto stays on 4? They’re each canine.
14. What do you name male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their goals and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has sufficient cash to by all that Acme crap why would not he purchase his dinner?
17. Thats silly. Why is an individual who handles cash known as a dealer?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are assessments?
19. If corn oil is created from corn and vegetable oil is created from greens. What’s child oil created from?
20. If a person is strolling in a forest and no ladies is there to listen to him is he nonetheless mistaken?
21. Why is it that when somebody tells you that there is billions of stars within the universe,
you consider them. But when they inform you there’s moist paint someplace it’s important to contact it?
22. Why do you name it an asteroid when its exterior the hemisphere, but name it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever discover that in case you blow in a canine face it goes mad, but once you take him on a automobile journey he sticks his head straight out the window?