1. Why does your gynecologist depart the room whenever you undress?
2. If an individual owns a bit of land, do they personal all of it the best way right down to the
middle of the earth?
3. Why cannot lady put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it referred to as alcoholics nameless when the very first thing you do is rise up and say
“hello, my title’s Bob. I am an alcoholic”?
5. Should you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they referred to as stairs inside however steps exterior?
7. Why is there a light-weight within the fridge however not within the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled via mountains for hundreds of years
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters at all times have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp nobody would eat?
10. Who was the primary particular person to have a look at a cow and say
“I feel i am going to squeeze these dangly issues right here and drink what comes out”?
11. What do people in China name their good plates?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto stays on 4? They’re each canines.
14. What do you name male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their goals and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has sufficient cash to by all that Acme crap why would not
he purchase his dinner?
17. Why is an individual who handles cash referred to as a dealer?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are exams?
19. If corn oil is created from corn and vegetable oil is created from greens.
What’s child oil created from?
20. If a person is strolling in a forest and no girls is there to listen to him is he nonetheless unsuitable?
21. Why is it that when somebody tells you that there is billions of stars within the universe,
you imagine them. But when they let you know there’s moist paint someplace it’s important to contact it?
22. Why do you name it an asteroid when its exterior the hemisphere,
but name it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever discover that in case you blow in a canines face it goes mad,
but whenever you take him on a automobile journey he sticks his head straight out the window?