A Revenge between a Chinese and an American

A boy who is waiting to greet U.S. Secretary of State Clinton at the National Museum makes a face while holding the U.S. and Chinese flags in Beijing

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.

After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.

Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.

Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?” The producer ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #[email protected]#[email protected]!!#! My dad perished in that bombing!”.

“I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese !”. “Yeah yeah yeah …Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese…you are all the same!”

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.

“What was that for?!!” exclaimed the producer.

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“That’s for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied.

“You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the producer.

“Yeah yeah yeah…Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg…you are all the same!”

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