“A man goes into the ER, his face is blue, it looks like he will die. They examined his entire body but did not know what was wrong. They turned him over and saw TAIL coming out of his ass. After doing a CT scan, they found a mouse in his rectum. The mouse bit part of his intestine, and the man suffered internal bleeding, which is why his face turned blue.
Apparently the man decided to put the condom on a live mouse to strangle him and then put it on his ass so that his breath would hit his prostate and he would feel pleasure. The man fully recovered, but the poor rat died. “