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Random Things To Ponder – They are all weird and hilarious
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’reon.
- I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
- Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
- Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it’s made out of BEEF?
- Why does SOUR CREAM have an expiration date?
- If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Don’t cry because its over; smile because it happened.
- We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
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