Precise Letter to the Canadian Passport Workplace

Pricey Mr. Minister,

I’m within the means of renewing my passport, and nonetheless can not imagine this.

How is it that Radio Shack has my deal with and phone quantity and is aware of that I purchased a t.v. cable from them again in 1997, and but, the Federal Authorities continues to be asking me the place I used to be born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do that by hand?

My delivery date you may have on my social insurance coverage card, and it’s on all of the revenue tax kinds I’ve filed for the previous 30 years. It’s on my medical health insurance card, my driver’s license, on the final eight goddamn passports I’ve had, on all these silly customs declaration kinds I’ve needed to fill out earlier than being allowed off the planes over the past 30 years, and all these unbearable census kinds which can be accomplished at election instances.

Would anyone please take observe, as soon as and for all, that my mom’s identify is Maryanne, my father’s identify is Robert and I’d be completely astounded if that ever modified between now and after I die!


I apologize, Mr. Minister. I’m actually pissed off this morning. Between you an’ me, I’ve had sufficient of this bullshit! You ship the appliance to my home, then you definitely ask me for my fuckin’ deal with. What’s going on? You may have a gang of Neanderthals assholes workin’ there?

Take a look at my rattling image. Do I seem like Bin Laden? I don’t wish to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I simply wish to go and park my ass on a sandy seashore.

And would somebody please inform me, why would you give a shit whether or not I plan on visiting a farm within the subsequent 15 days? If I ever received the urge to do one thing bizarre to a rooster or a goat, imagine you me, I’d positive as hell not wish to inform anybody!

Effectively, I’ve to go now, ’trigger I’ve to go to the opposite finish of the town and get one other fuckin’ copy of my delivery certificates, to the tune of $60 !!!

Would it not be so sophisticated to have all of the companies in the identical spot to help within the issuance of a brand new passport the identical day??

Nooooo, that’d be too rattling straightforward and perhaps make sense. You’d fairly have us working everywhere in the fuckin’ place like chickens with our heads reduce off, then discover some asshole to substantiate that it’s actually me on the goddamn image – you recognize, the one the place we’re not allowed to smile?!

(fuckin’ morons)

Hey, you recognize why we are able to’t smile? We’re completely pissed off!

Signed – An Irate fucking Canadian Citizen.

P.S. Keep in mind what I stated above in regards to the image and getting somebody to substantiate that it’s me? Effectively, my household has been on this nation since 1776 when one among my forefathers took up arms in opposition to the People. I’ve served within the navy for one thing over 30 years and have had safety clearances up the yingyang.

I used to be aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years and I’ve been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about 5 years.

Nonetheless, I’ve to get somebody ‘essential’ to confirm who I’m – you recognize, somebody like my physician WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST fucking CHINA!!!

Hamilton, Ontario Canada

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