Painful Truths – The Reality Hurts

 

  • Nothing sucks greater than that second throughout an argument while you notice you are mistaken.
  • I completely take again all these instances I did not wish to nap once I was youthful.
  • There may be nice want for a sarcasm font.
  • How the hell are you alleged to fold a fitted sheet?
  • Was studying cursive actually vital?
  • Map Quest actually wants to begin their instructions on # 5. I am fairly positive I understand how to get out of my neighborhood.
  • Obituaries can be much more attention-grabbing in the event that they advised you the way the individual died.
  • I am unable to bear in mind the final time I wasn’t at the very least form of drained.
  • Dangerous selections make good tales.
  • You by no means know when it’ll strike, however there comes a second at work when you already know that you just simply aren’t going to do something productive for the remainder of the day.
  • Can all of us simply conform to ignore no matter comes after Blue Ray? I do not wish to should restart my assortment…once more.
  • I am at all times barely terrified once I exit out of Phrase and it asks me if I wish to save any modifications to my ten-page technical report that I swear I didn’t make any modifications to.
  • I preserve some individuals’s cellphone numbers in my cellphone simply so I do know to not reply once they name.
  • I believe the freezer deserves a lightweight as properly.
  • I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I might wager on any given Friday or Saturday night time extra kisses start with Miller Lite than Kay.
  • I want Google Maps had an “Keep away from Ghetto” routing possibility.
  • I’ve a tough time deciphering the superb line between boredom and starvation.
  • What number of instances is it acceptable to say “What?” earlier than you simply nod and smile since you nonetheless did not hear or perceive a phrase they mentioned?
  • I like the sense of camaraderie when a whole line of automobiles staff as much as stop a jerk from slicing in on the entrance. Keep robust, brothers and sisters!
  • Shirts get soiled. Underwear will get soiled. Pants? Pants by no means get soiled, and you may put on them eternally.
  • Typically I am going to look down at my watch 3 consecutive instances and nonetheless not know what time it’s.
  • Even below splendid circumstances individuals have bother finding their automobile keys in a pocket, discovering their cellphone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – however I might wager everybody can discover and push the snooze button from 3 toes away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, each time!
  • The primary testicular guard, the “Cup,” was utilized in Hockey in 1874 and the primary helmet was utilized in 1974. Meaning it solely took 100 years for males to appreciate that their mind can be vital.

 

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