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Is that a penny? Or the Japanese have too much money. Takes the escalator., ends up on a treadmill.
Girl wants to do something that she’s been raised to want her entire life. Scumbag fiance calls off the wedding because he’s too proud to make her smile.
I’ve been a bad boy officer.
Q: When is it okay to ask a women if she’s pregnant? A: During delivery. Q: What happens if my water breaks? A: Call the plumber
He admits that he is evil, but always lies. Doesn’t that mean he isn’t evil?
Pro-tip: Right-click the Skype Icon on your Desktop and select “Quit Skype”. If “Close” means “Keep running in the background and increase my chances of typing porn into the chat bar” .
That doesn’t mean that SHE is beautiful. This woman is a comic genius.