Oligarch divorce

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A lurid war of words has broken out in the UK divorce courts where billionaire Russian oligarch Maxim De Pissoff is being sued for ‘cruel and unusual’ treatment by long-suffering wife Tamara Willdoo.

Buckling under cross-examination by the plaintiff’s lawyer De Pissoff admitted he may sometimes have been unintentionally lax in satisfying his wife’s womanly needs.

‘For years you used her as nothing more than a sex toy, isn’t that right?’ Mrs De Pissoff’s divorce attorney demanded at the hearing.

‘Nothing could be further from the truth,’ De Pissoff retorted.

‘Why, the last dozen times we made love I gave her humongous orgasms… but the ungrateful little b++ch just spat them out!’

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